"Happy wife, happy life"

[Unannounced Fart]

So you married guys know the old saying "happy wife, happy life" definitely holds true. In keeping with this, I have agreed to go to an upcoming Culture Club concert. :shot:

So what stupid shit have you guys done to keep the old lady/significant other happy?

 

[1ke]

Married her.

/End Thread

Tapatalk

 

[Dr. Manhattan]

About to get the guys together to move a piano up from some random dead ladies basement into my house.

Not looking forward to it.

 

[brett05]

Nothing major really. My wife is pretty easy to be pleased.

Ex. I went to Panera with her. I hate Panera outside of the bread. But I went because she likes it.

 

[Monk]

Moved to a new city, worked jobs I hated to help her finish her masters, washed dishes...stuff like that.

I hate washing dishes.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

Moved to a new city, worked jobs I hated to help her finish her masters, washed dishes...stuff like that.

I hate washing dishes.

Good man.

 

[Love Da Bears]

I agree in principle. But if making your wife happy means that you are miserable; i.e. never really stating your opinion when it differs from hers or not arguing just to avoid it, **** that shit.

 

[Urblock]

My wife is my best friend. We are always happy. 35 years, raised 3 great kids. A very good way to live the few years we all get.

 

[Cerebral]

I hate that phrase and refuse to live by it.

 

[MrsRexGrossman]

Awww I knew some of you men had hearts!!!! Good for you!

 

[Tjodalv]

Awww I knew some of you men had hearts!!!! Good for you!

Actually, all of us had hearts at one point...the result of mistreatment has varying effects on all of us (look at Ares and his relationship with pigeons for **** sake!!!).

 

[JimJohnson]

Moved to a new city, worked jobs I hated to help her finish her masters, washed dishes...stuff like that.

I hate washing dishes.

Sure, but in doing so, she will end up with a high paying job which will benefit you. Her money is your money.

 

[Ares]

Actually, all of us had hearts at one point...the result of mistreatment has varying effects on all of us (look at Ares and his relationship with pigeons for **** sake!!!).

You don't know.... the things I've seen..... the horror.....

 

[DC]

So true. The power they hold over us is incredible. Like others, my wife is my best friend. I stop her all the time and tell her how grateful I am for her and our beautiful children. She does so much.

 

[JimJohnson]

So true. The power they hold over us is incredible. Like others, my wife is my best friend. I stop her all the time and tell her how grateful I am for her and our beautiful children. She does so much.

The power of the pussy

 

[Urblock]

It's much more than that. Sharing your life with the right woman is incredible. Having the same goals and meeting them. Loving someone more than you love yourself is something everybody should experience.

 

[Ares]

It's much more than that. Sharing your life with the right woman is incredible. Having the same goals and meeting them. Loving someone more than you love yourself is something everybody should experience.

I fear there exist no women who would share my goals of pigeon extinction

 

[Scoot26]

I fear there exist no women who would share my goals of pigeon extinction

I'll be on the lookout for you.

 

[Scoot26]

Perhaps you should make an online dating profile. The only thing you put in there is "The pigeons should be nuked." see if you get any replies.

 

[Ares]

I'll be on the lookout for you.

Look for a man chasing pigeons with a sledgehammer.... oh you mean on the lookout for a lady that might meet my criteria....