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Enough of the fucking pigeons already.
"Happy wife, happy life"
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Ares did I ever tell you about the time I purposely flew an electric prop plane into a pigeon when I was a kid? I crashed the **** out of that plane but that pigeon didn't see it coming. ****** got owned.
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Watched comedies made in Africa. Then again, Nigeria gave us this masterpiece by NKem Owoh.
[video=youtube;D_YjvC4ndzM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_YjvC4ndzM[/video]
Gone into church a couple of times. Most of the time my fiance and I have shared interests so I don't end up doing shit I don't like to make her happy.
[video=youtube;D_YjvC4ndzM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_YjvC4ndzM[/video]
Gone into church a couple of times. Most of the time my fiance and I have shared interests so I don't end up doing shit I don't like to make her happy.
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Considering your profile and in particular your avi, I am amazed the pigeons didn't sue you.
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There are a lot of "right women" in the world, unless you prescribe to the notion of a soulmate which is complete horseshit. Unless you've met every single woman in the world to give you enough information to decide who your soulmate is, and then hopefully she also picks you among all the eligible men in the world. Then, perhaps, she is your soulmate.
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I read "I went to Pantera with her" and was like :buttrock:
Then I reread and was like :facepalm:
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It was probably the only time in my life where I enjoyed destroying something I owned. Ever since a kid I have always been someone that takes care of his stuff so it lasts but that time my curiosity got the best of me and I wanted to find out if that prop could take a flying rat out of the sky.
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I kept on telling my wife that I was sexually attracted to her after our second child, for months.
I should have told her how we both felt a lot sooner instead of pretending in effort to appease/dismiss/deflect.
She lost that baby weight right quick and now things are better than ever.
I should have told her how we both felt a lot sooner instead of pretending in effort to appease/dismiss/deflect.
She lost that baby weight right quick and now things are better than ever.
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hell yea dude
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I am trying to get rid of them.... maybe if some other ******* would pick up a sledgehammer once in a while...
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Gee you're old. [emoji12]
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You make me sad inside
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Truth hurts brother
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Best news I've received all month... The ticket agency called me today and told me that the Culture Club concert has been CANCELED, and if I want a full refund! WOOHOOO!!! :woot:
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never have to go outta my way to make the wife happy she normally doesn't ask me to do anything when shes serving me my food or bringin me beers
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the key is to keep them busy fixin shit u tear up when your drunk. a busy wife is a happy wife
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its also essential to her happiness to keep her pregnant for about 6 years this way she has tons of lil you's to torment and **** with and u can set back relax holler for beers and enjoy the show