Has Carr been Pushed away by the Bears?

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when i was in 7th grade, this girl liked me, she sat across from me during spin the bottle, she wasn't gorgeous but she was cute enough, the bottle landed on us, and someone said we had to kiss, so she basically shoved her tongue down my throat like i was some kind of tongue sword swallower with a lizard fetish and although i appreciated her enthusiasm, she hit my gag reflex and i could never move forward w/ her after that moment.....i'm thinking she's the Bears in this trade scenario

With that kind've enthusiasm & lack of restraint, she's gotta really know what she's doing by now. Go get her tiger.
 

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when i was in 7th grade, this girl liked me, she sat across from me during spin the bottle, she wasn't gorgeous but she was cute enough, the bottle landed on us, and someone said we had to kiss, so she basically shoved her tongue down my throat like i was some kind of tongue sword swallower with a lizard fetish and although i appreciated her enthusiasm, she hit my gag reflex and i could never move forward w/ her after that moment.....i'm thinking she's the Bears in this trade scenario

When i read that she hit your gag reflex with her lizard tongue, I thought the next line was gonna be you barfed on her. I'm glad you didn't barf on her. 7th grade you might not have socially made it back from such an experience.
 

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When i read that she hit your gag reflex with her lizard tongue, I thought the next line was gonna be you barfed on her. I'm glad you didn't barf on her. 7th grade you might not have socially made it back from such an experience.
if i had dinner i likely would have, it was like an instantaneous dry heave...i did have a drunk buddy at Eastern years ago barf on a girl's face while on top of her trying to stimulate nerve endings
 

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when i was in 7th grade, this girl liked me, she sat across from me during spin the bottle, she wasn't gorgeous but she was cute enough, the bottle landed on us, and someone said we had to kiss, so she basically shoved her tongue down my throat like i was some kind of tongue sword swallower with a lizard fetish and although i appreciated her enthusiasm, she hit my gag reflex and i could never move forward w/ her after that moment.....i'm thinking she's the Bears in this trade scenario
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Like I said in the other thread that @fx1718 ruined, Pace is playing it WAY too hot and heavy. He is acting like a rapey desperate teenage boy and needs to check that shizz before he turns off all of the free agents and tradeables with his desperate musk.
So it’s like Pace is hiding in the bushes like a horned up teen spying on his friends mom as she causally undresses before bath time.
 

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when i was in 7th grade, this girl liked me, she sat across from me during spin the bottle, she wasn't gorgeous but she was cute enough, the bottle landed on us, and someone said we had to kiss, so she basically shoved her tongue down my throat like i was some kind of tongue sword swallower with a lizard fetish and although i appreciated her enthusiasm, she hit my gag reflex and i could never move forward w/ her after that moment.....i'm thinking she's the Bears in this trade scenario
When i read that she hit your gag reflex with her lizard tongue, I thought the next line was gonna be you barfed on her. I'm glad you didn't barf on her. 7th grade you might not have socially made it back from such an experience.
7th grade be them days....lol
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