Have you ever?

[Captain Obvious]

This is a game.

The game has a rule.

The rule is you have to answer the question that the previous poster asks.

Okay, there are two rules.

After you answer the question you have to ask one in "Have you ever" form.

Gah.

Three Rules.

No lying, cheating, or spitting. Yes, spitting.

Have you ever been arrested?

 

[Montanaro]

No,

have you ever kissed a guy?

 

[X]

no.

have you ever had a 3some?

 

[Rush]

No

Have you ever jerked it to Jersey Shore chicks?

 

[Captain Obvious]

No.

Have you ever watched *** porn?

 

[Livewire]

No.

Have you ever watched *** porn?

Technically Yes...

When it was rumored that Kobe was to be traded to the Bulls a few years ago my buddy sent me an e-mail link that said "Kobe Traded to Chicago, Work Safe!" It was a link to a guy blowing another guy.

Have you ever ran from the police and gotten away?

 

[Rush]

Yes but it wasn't me specifically, just a busted party.

Have you ever vomited and accidentally swallowed your own vomit?

 

[Captain Obvious]

Yes but it wasn't me specifically, just a busted party.

Have you ever vomited and accidentally swallowed your own vomit?

You're a better person than me.

I've like had it come up and then it go back down. Never out and back in though.

Have you ever seen another guy's balls?

 

[X]

You're a better person than me.

I've like had it come up and then it go back down. Never out and back in though.

Have you ever seen another guy's balls?

porn says yes.

have you ever fapped to a big girl?

 

[BigP50]

nope


have u ever cheated on ur woman?

 

[Livewire]

You're a better person than me.

I've like had it come up and then it go back down. Never out and back in though.

Have you ever seen another guy's balls?

Yes, of course... I mean ever been in a locker room?

Have you ever kissed a girl after she got done blowing you...? you did not blow a load in her mouth though of course.

 

[Montanaro]

yes, who hasn't (to the balls one) and no, never kissed a girl after getting off, have kissed after she went down and I didnt get off.

Have you ever had foreplay while driving (******* doesnt count) clothes off as well.

 

[Captain Obvious]

Yes, of course... I mean ever been in a locker room?

Have you ever kissed a girl after she got done blowing you...? you did not blow a load in her mouth though of course.

yes, who hasn't (to the balls one) and no, never kissed a girl after getting off, have kissed after she went down and I didnt get off.

Have you ever had foreplay while driving (******* doesnt count) clothes off as well.

I meant in person, no porn. Yes, I have been in a locker room. But I don't look. That's ***.

I can't even drive.. so no.

 

[Montanaro]

Since you didn't ask a question, I'll go ahead.

Have you ever changed your own oil?

 

[Captain Obvious]

My bad.

Have you ever eaten the cat?

 

[Livewire]

I meant in person, no porn. Yes, I have been in a locker room. But I don't look. That's ***.

I can't even drive.. so no.

Sure it is *** if you stare at a guy in the locker room but it is even gayer to be really shy about it and act like you're scared you might get an erection if you see someones junk. Unless you stare at the floor the whole time it is really hard to not see some ugly shit in there.

Have you ever spit in someones face?

 

[Montanaro]

No, not that I'm aware of.

have you ever stole something worth more than 100 dollars

 

[Captain Obvious]

Sure it is *** if you stare at a guy in the locker room but it is even gayer to be really shy about it and act like you're scared you might get an erection if you see someones junk. Unless you stare at the floor the whole time it is really hard to not see some ugly shit in there.

Have you ever spit in someones face?

Or you just keep your head up...

No, not that I'm aware of.

have you ever stole something worth more than 100 dollars

Nope.

Have you ever cheated on a test?

 

[Livewire]

No, not that I'm aware of.

have you ever stole something worth more than 100 dollars

No, In fact I have never stolen anything in my life.

Have you ever watched a chick flick on your own and enjoyed it?

 

[Livewire]

Or you just keep your head up...

Are you the self conscious guy who thinks he has a small dick that only changes your jock with a towel on?

You also have never fucked your girl in the same room your buddy was fucking his girl in?

Come on I find it hard you have never seen another guys junk before... it does not make you ***.