Have you ever?

[Montanaro]

No, In fact I have never stolen anything in my life.

Have you ever watched a chick flick on your own and enjoyed it?

yes, with a buddy, but it was one of those funnyish ones

have you ever masturbated in public?

 

[Captain Obvious]

Are you the self conscious guy who thinks he has a small dick that only changes your jock with a towel on?

You also have never fucked your girl in the same room your buddy was fucking his girl in?

Come on I find it hard you have never seen another guys junk before... it does not make you ***.

No. I'm not. I get naked. I just don't look. I've seen my friend's dicks. Never their balls.

I'm a virgin so...

I have watched a chick flick and I liked it. How to dump a guy in 10 days or something like that. It was good.

Have you ever cheated on a test?

 

[DewsSox79]

i got a great idea.

how about we ansewer the question than ask a question and eliminate the quoting and side comments.

 

[Crystallas]

Yes, in grade school.

Have you ever been attacked by an animal at the pet store?

 

[Livewire]

yes, with a buddy, but it was one of those funnyish ones

have you ever masturbated in public?

Yes, a girl in 7th grade science wanted to see what sperm looked like under the microscope. She gave me a partial handy and I tried finishing myself off with no success. I was way to nervous that I would get caught...

Have you ever secretly rooted for the packers? (applies to bears fans only).

 

[X]

i got a great idea.

how about we ansewer the question than ask a question and eliminate the quoting and side comments.

that's not a question...or an answer...


you're doin' it wrong.

 

[DewsSox79]

Yes, a girl in 7th grade science wanted to see what sperm looked like under the microscope. She gave me a partial handy and I tried finishing myself off with no success. I was way to nervous that I would get caught...

Have you ever secretly rooted for the packers? (applies to bears fans only).

yes when they played against favre

have you ever jumped out of a plane?

 

[Crystallas]

No

Have you ever fucked up a forum game worse than this before because you can't read directions?

 

[DewsSox79]

no (livewires job)

have you ever pooped in your pants as an adult?

 

[Livewire]

no (livewires job)

have you ever pooped in your pants as an adult?

No I have not... came close a few times when sick though.

Have you ever used steroids?

 

[Montanaro]

yes, but only a smidge (was freaking obliterated). NO to steroids...

have you ever hit a girl?

 

[Crystallas]

Yes, and she liked it.

Have you ever gone on an amusement park ride, and realize later that your safety lock-in mechanism wasn't working?

 

[Livewire]

have you ever hit a girl?

Nope, never.

EDIT:

Have you ever gone on an amusement park ride, and realize later that your safety lock-in mechanism wasn't working?

Yes, American Eagle... not a big deal though on that ride.

Have you ever pissed on a girl?

 

[Captain Obvious]

Nope, I'm not R Kelly

Have you read this thread?

 

[Montanaro]

Yes, and she liked it.

Have you ever gone on an amusement park ride, and realize later that your safety lock-in mechanism wasn't working?

I have to comment on this, yes, but it wasn't that dangerous of a ride, spooked me though.

 

[Crystallas]

Yes to thread.

Have you ever denied *** sex from your oldest friend?

 

[Montanaro]

Yes to thread.

Have you ever denied *** sex from your oldest friend?

trick question? I have never received such an inquiry.

Have you ever drove drunk?

 

[Livewire]

trick question? I have never received such an inquiry.

Have you ever drove drunk?

I have many times, after the DUI I never have since.

Have you ever been nude in a public place during the day time?

 

[derosabomb]

trick question? I have never received such an inquiry.

Have you ever drove drunk?

No. Believe it or not i haven't, i dont **** around with that shit.

have you ever tried heroin?

 

[Crystallas]

"Have you ever been nude in a public place during the day time? "
Yeah, and I ran like hell when the security guards started chasing me LOL...

Have you ever bit into a wax fruit, thinking it was real?