Have you seen these guys in your neighborhood yet?

[Tater]

Do you know there are people who make 6 figures checking the sex of chickens all day by squeezing a bit of poop out of them?

Ares dream job.

 

[Urblock]

I think he would choke the chicken. :yep:

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

I think he would choke the chicken. :yep:

So his official job title would be a chicken choker?

 

[Tater]

So his official job title would be a chicken choker?

It's better than his current title of dolphin puncher.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

It's better than his current title of dolphin puncher.

remy is the dolphin puncher. I thought Ares was the pigeon ******(upper)

 

[remydat]

"the Chinese Ministry of National Defense which maintains a platoon of 50,000 carrier pigeons for communication in border and coastal areas."


That's pretty "old school", but the pigeons can't be hacked. :yep:

Actually met a dude who races pigeons when I was in China in January and dudes be gambling hell of money on that shit. This dude had a pigeon he dropped 5k on.

 

[Ares]

remy is the dolphin puncher. I thought Ares was the pigeon ******(upper)

At least someone remembers our roles

 

[Urblock]

Ares you must have an opinion about pigeon racing. :lmao:

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Hornets don't scare me and I'm certainly not racist towards Asian hornets.

I am a bit curious how one qualifies to squeeze poop out of chicken for 6 figures though.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Hornets don't scare me and I'm certainly not racist towards Asian hornets.

I am a bit curious how one qualifies to squeeze poop out of chicken for 6 figures though.

Depends where. In the US, not likely. In Japan, it's possible to make 90-100K. It supposedly takes 2-3 years of training to become highly accurate to sex about 1000 chickens per hour. This is just based on an article I read a year or so ago about the shortage of chicken sexers in the UK, even though it paid about 60K US.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

1,000 per hour? Talk about a shitty job.

 

[xer0h0ur]

1,000 per hour? Talk about a shitty job.

 

[ruprecht]

These things are nasty, and aĺmost impossible to get rid of once established. Cheers!

 

[Ares]

Ares you must have an opinion about pigeon racing. :lmao:

I think the races should be spiced up with skeet shooters along the route of the race.

 

[winos5]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_hornet

http://ncsupdicblog.blogspot.com/2015/08/are-asian-or-japanese-giant-hornets-in.html

 

[Ares]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_hornet

I say we get a hive of each and toss them in a sealed environment and see who wins.... Hornet Death Match.

 

[Urblock]

I say we get a hive of each and toss them in a sealed environment and see who wins.... Hornet Death Match.

I was worried that you would want to toss a mod in with them. :nervous:

 

[Ares]

I was worried that you would want to toss a mod in with them. :nervous:

Nah if mods piss me off I feed them to my busches

 

[Nail Polish]

I get a little nervous with the amount of times I've been stung, never by one of these doe. I've had massive swelling on different occasions to the point my eye was swollen shut and had to have prednisone to take the swelling away. Link

We get those things up on the mountain here..Their job is to raid the nests of other wasps and bees and kill em off...They are scary as hell, and their sting can be fatal..I treat em like packer fans and stay far away

 

[Ares]

We get those things up on the mountain here..Their job is to raid the nests of other wasps and bees and kill em off...They are scary as hell, and their sting can be fatal..I treat em like packer fans and stay far away

You should build a flame thrower and go HAM on dem *******