Help me make my motherfucking salad interesting

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First, I would replace all the iceberg and romaine with Spinach and Kale. Seriously. Add some healthiness with a bunch of chewy, fibrous texture. I like tomatoes, black olive, cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, bean sprouts, avocado, mushrooms, red onion.

Salad is my favorite food. Even on the rare occasion when I visit a buffet, my first stop is always the salad bar.

All kale here brother, sometimes mix in some arugula
 

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Btw, the most recent bon appetit has bomb.com salads. Check it out from your library if your mom doesnt subscribe. Also has a vegas tour w/ mah boi ike barinholtz, a deep fried porterhouse, and a blackened cabbage. I might make the last two tommorow cuz i happen to have that shit on hand.
 

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My mom is dead, thanks. Ike was very funny in eastbound and down. Reported
 

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I was waiting for brole to come kale this thread
 

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My mom is dead, thanks. Ike was very funny in eastbound and down. Reported

True story: i broke bread and had many whiskeys with ike 9 years ago in an uptown speakeasy with ike, my wife and frankie j until dawn. Hes from there. He is very cool. He didnt even mack on my wife.
 

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Were you amexing at the green mill?
 

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Were you amexing at the green mill?

Frankie js. (now defunct, his heart exploded from coke) it was an uptown improv/bar/steakhouse, upstairs was an afterhours.
 

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Were you amexing at the green mill?

Ole, im making shortribs today. can u ask your KOREAN wife for a good korean marinade? I already have kimchi on lock. Starch?
 

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? If ya got beef, then eat a pork chop.
 

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Feta or cottage cheese, smoked ham or turkey, lots of olives, and pepperocini/banana peppers.
 

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Btw, the most recent bon appetit has bomb.com salads. Check it out from your library if your mom doesnt subscribe. Also has a vegas tour w/ mah boi ike barinholtz, a deep fried porterhouse, and a blackened cabbage. I might make the last two tommorow cuz i happen to have that shit on hand.

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Eggs, yo. Hard boil a dozen eggs. Drop two in the salad- dice 'em up. Good stuff.
 

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The obvious question, yo, why boil a dozen eggs to drop 2 in a salad?

Cuz then you gots some for the rest of the week. Hard boiling takes 30 minutes or so- if done right. Do a bunch at a time- if you plan to eat salad every day.
 

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