Here come the next Kane conspiracy...

[5Minutes4Fighting]

Take a picture of a guy while he's sleeping then put it on the internet. What a world.



-5Minutes

 

[FlaHawkFan]

[quote name="TJD"]



Deadspin actually is one of the best places to get sports news.



Doesn't look like kaner, unless he has some love handles.



Really who gives a shit? I mean I'm sure the PR for the Hawks wish he wouldn't be in the spotlight like he is but honestly, he's 21 and if I was in his position I'd be doing the exact same thing.[/quote]



Agreed. Deadspin and the folks who comment there are hilarious. I especially liked the post-coital photo of LT shown in the comments.



I really can't believe the chick had this picture taken (she couldn't have taken it herself) and circulated it. She's a ***** and this is a non-story.

 

[Guest]

LEAVE PATRICK KANE ALONE!!!

 

[whiteevo]

**** people are REALLY tryin hard to hate on the hawks nowadays.



cant believe this is considered a story.

 

[LaurenNMU]

[quote name="TJD"]

LEAVE PATRICK KANE ALONE!!![/quote]



LOL well played

 

[nana]

[quote name="FlaHawkFan"]



Agreed. Deadspin and the folks who comment there are hilarious. I especially liked the post-coital photo of LT shown in the comments.



I really can't believe the chick had this picture taken (she couldn't have taken it herself) and circulated it. She's a ***** and this is a non-story.[/quote]



FlaHawkFan FTW.

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

[quote name="the canadian dream"]HE PROMISED TO KEEP HIS SHIRT ON!!!!!!



LIAR!!![/quote]





KANE IS KLZLIAR!

 

[LordKOTL]

Are you kidding, if i was Patrick Kane, 21 years old and just won the cup, I'd be making all of the puck bunnies give me a blumpkin, just because I could and you know there are those that would.



Really, in either case, him plooqing some broad or her saying he's only so-so in bed, is this even an issue? The worst i see coming out of this is Kane's response, "I would have been better if she didn't have a c**t like a f***ing bucket."

 

[sth]

Winning the cup must work well with the ladies. By the way more and more famous people are going to start getting put on cell phone cameras in spots like this. Isn't technology great?

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

If Kane blew a load in the cup, there'd be 50 women within minutes fighting to swallow it down.

Game.

Set.

Match.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Hahahah kinda looks like Sarah... naughty naughty!

 

[tvltre]

O.k....I just have to say something about the photo.



For one, her face is cut in half. Two...she is on one side of the bed and the photo is taken from the other side...therefore, there were two girls with Kaner.



Nice!

 

[phranchk]

Saw this joke in the comments, in made me LOL.

"About 15 seconds passed before anyone in the room realized he came."

 

[TSD]

My co-worker's friend hooked up with Patrick Kane last week... and took a picture to prove it. Apparently, he was only so-so in bed."





Then who the **** took the picture? There's obviously a girl laying in the bed next to him. So the person he slept with isnt taking the picture like the story implies, unless she had a roommate and he boned both of them. Or the story's wrong and someone else took the photo.

 

[IceHogsFan]

[quote name="TSD"]

My co-worker's friend hooked up with Patrick Kane last week... and took a picture to prove it. Apparently, he was only so-so in bed."





Then who the **** took the picture? There's obviously a girl laying in the bed next to him. So the person he slept with isnt taking the picture like the story implies, unless she had a roommate and he boned both of them. Or the story's wrong and someone else took the photo.[/quote]

Timer on camera? Considering not centered I would lend more trust in that then the

second person theory.



Just Sayin'



Other then that I could care less..............

 

[howcho]

Yes, I agree, there wasn't necessarily a second shooter.

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

[quote name="howcho"]Yes, I agree, there wasn't necessarily a second shooter.[/quote]





Perhaps there is a grassy knoll outside of her window and that angle cuts her off a bit...



...or it is a mirror shot with the camera in her hand cut out...





...but why does it look like Sarah's eyes?

 

[JOVE23]

I'm not jealous.

 

[FlyChicaga]

That ain't no mullet. That ain't no new picture.



Whatever. This story is dumb.

 

[Pez68]

Not even sure that is Kane, to be honest.