I just wanna say, for the record.... ****** always forgets to bring the goat and the virgin for sacrifice at our cult meetings.... and his robes are always dirty.... how are we supposed to remain a respectable spooky cult with fucktards like ****** bursting in, out of breath, at the last minute, goat under one arm, and virgin under the other when we already found a virgin to sacrifice and Lance is eating her still beating heart.... we wound up with 2 virgins, 1 of which we had to return.... that was fucking awkward... idk that you can even call us a cult until we get this shit figured out.
