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Here ya go buddy:
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here's a real Bro
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Here ya go buddy:
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I just don't understand why I have to bring the goat, the virgin, AND have clean robes.. This cult need to learn to delegate responsibilities or I'll be taking my sacrificial prowesses elsewhere. Srs.
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I suppose I can take care of securing the virgin. Actually on second thought she would be in danger of no longer being a virgin by the time I get her to the ritual. Perhaps Fisch would be better suited for this. After all he would never actually use his dick.
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Because, you are big enough to carry a goat and a virgin without needing to make 2 trips to your car.... godamnit running a cult is hard.
And I swear ****** if you show up again with dried cheese whiz on your fucking robes.... I don't care if they are comfy.... STOP SNACKING IN YOUR SUPER SECRET CULT ROBES.
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Fisch is overqualified for that job. His only job is to :-v
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Do you know how many women I have to black market to secure all the goats we go through? **** mane.. Dat shit is hard. I'm only getting a 5:1 trade.
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We do go through alot of goats.... but on the plus side HHM has worked wonders with the goat meat after our meetings..... #CultCatering
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We have to do something about the current woman to goat trade ratio. Its killing us.
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The ratio is what it is, wtf do you wanna do?
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I feel as if there is a proper ISIS joke here.
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In honor of Grimbro
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gpphat, just the guy we needed here. trying to figure out what we can do about the current market rates for women/goats...
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You folks could clear a lot of overhead by using virgin goats. That's how we did it in the eighties.
(What did you think "Reganonmics" was?)
(What did you think "Reganonmics" was?)
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As long as you don't live in Wisconsin, this would probably be way more efficient.
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virgin goats.... listen to this guy
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Well when you let a ****** in a cult, your going to have some issues. Hopefully you cult jabroni's figure out your issues.
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Gibbs.... you are in the cult bro.... I know you don't think we can see your hairy ass back behind the coat rack.... but we do know you are there.
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oh that cult, I'm not apart of that. I heard Bigfoot is though. Is this cult the same as the Kotex Mafia?
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