How close can you get to sucking your own dick?

[thedude33]

Seriously, I've been working on this for years. I say it's not impossible and I know I've been getting closer lately (thanks pilates class!). It's hard to get an accurate measure but I'd say I'm two to three neck cranes from head, not full on deep throat, not even the shaft but head. And I think that's saying something. This is my Mt. Everest.

Thank you for your time.

 

[Jntg4]

Seriously, I've been working on this for years. I say it's not impossible and I know I've been getting closer lately (thanks pilates class!). It's hard to get an accurate measure but I'd say I'm two to three neck cranes from head, not full on deep throat, not even the shaft but head. And I think that's saying something. This is my Mt. Everest.

Thank you for your time.

LOL, I have no idea, but this thread is entertaining.

 

[Rush]

Im Ed TOO TALL Jones in that department. My neck and spine don't maneuver in such a fashion to allow this.

 

[thedude33]

LOL, I have no idea, but this thread is entertaining.

My pilates instructor said basically the same thing. I mean she didn't use these words exactly - she said "you're fucking disgusting, get the **** out before I call the police - but I could tell she was entertained so the sentiment was similar.

 

[Jntg4]

My pilates instructor said basically the same thing. I mean she didn't use these words exactly - she said "you're fucking disgusting, get the **** out before I call the police - but I could tell she was entertained so the sentiment was similar.

:bowrofl::rofl::lol:

You should get Poster of the Month.

 

[WindyCity7]

 

[Crystallas]

You mean this??

SNL - Will Ferrell Autofellates in Yoga Class - Comedy Channel • Comedy.VideoSift: Online Video *Quality Control

 

[Rush]

AtomicTommy is viewing this thread. If self-******** brings people out of the woodworks, I'll make another thread and see if Nick34 returns!

 

[DewsSox79]

If TBLOW can do it so can I. Just look at all the stress released in TBLOWS Post blowing expression

 

[Jntg4]

If TBLOW can do it so can I. Just look at all the stress released in TBLOWS Post blowing expression

:rofl:

This thread is great.

 

[bobferg]

If I could suck my own dick I would never leave the house.

 

[tbo41fan]

If TBLOW can do it so can I. Just look at all the stress released in TBLOWS Post blowing expression

I forgot I had those glasses...

 

[EnjoyYourTiger]

If I could suck my own dick I would never leave the house.

My mouth would ache for the rest of my life.

 

[Skills]

 

[thedude33]

OK, I don't care how many times Rush sends me his video, ejaculating into your mouth is not "technically blowing yourself."

 

[zack54attack]

 

[AE23]

the cartoon Metalocalypse made fun of this, Deathclock, funny shit, but not something I myself will indulge in.

 

[Crystallas]

I forgot I had those glasses...

I can see why you upgraded to goggles for the added protection.

 

[X]

idk...I'm married...got somebody for that.

 

[Crystallas]

idk...I'm married...got somebody for that.