How close can you get to sucking your own dick?

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how long you been waitin' to use that foo?
 

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Not gonna lie.. but sometimes I'd prefer my girl to just crawl in bed and give me head. I'd take that over sex sometimes.
 

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Not gonna lie.. but sometimes I'd prefer my girl to just crawl in bed and give me head. I'd take that over sex sometimes.

when I'm tired, I guess I like your girl to just crawl in bed and give me head....yeah...
 

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Sex is too much work.

You gotta drug her, get her in the cab, take her up the stairs, take her clothes off, have sex, put her clothes back on, drag her back down the steps, put her in a cab, then go back up the stairs.

FORGET THAT.
 

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when I'm tired, I guess I like your girl to just crawl in bed and give me head....yeah...

Hear that zack? X-Factor likes YOUR girl to crawl in bed and give him head! She's cheating on you with X-Factor before you could even go on a date with her!
 

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