How do celebs looks so young?

Xuder O'Clam

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The beard is a wonderful thing for aging dudes. Hides those jowls, and you can dye it also.
 

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Why, nothing to spank to? You and ruprecht can go get your rocks off and share what turns you on sexually in another thread.

To be fair, I never said the other thread wasn't creepy
 

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So far I've heard HGH, makeup, money, filters, and surgery.

Nobody wants to say it, I'll say it, they are better than us. That is how they became celebrities, it is how they stay celebrities, it is how they stay young and wealthy.

Genetics, they are better people, their children will be better children than your children. Accept it and move on, or let the fact that it is true eat at you from the inside until rot to death from envy.

I accepted that fact long ago and now I'm a better person for doing it, not celebrity level better, but a hell of a lot better than you jealous losers.
 

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So far I've heard HGH, makeup, money, filters, and surgery.

Nobody wants to say it, I'll say it, they are better than us. That is how they became celebrities, it is how they stay celebrities, it is how they stay young and wealthy.

Genetics, they are better people, their children will be better children than your children. Accept it and move on, or let the fact that it is true eat at you from the inside until rot to death from envy.

I accepted that fact long ago and now I'm a better person for doing it, not celebrity level better, but a hell of a lot better than you jealous losers.

lol, okay
 

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Why, nothing to spank to? You and ruprecht can go get your rocks off and share what turns you on sexually in another thread.

Thanks malcore
 

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The creepy and pretentious can hide it by any means necessary but father time always wins.
 
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The creepy and pretentious can hide it by any means necessary but father time always wins.

Father time is undefeated.

Hey Spartan, you're a smart guy...I'd like it if you would chime in on my Shroud of Turin thread, if you have the time.
 

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He has yet to crack.

lotion does wonders... more applications than juss masterbation...

cocoa butter .. i look young.. im nearing 40 ppl think im late 20s.. dna plays a factor too.. but when my family do age we get old fast..
 

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oh plus it helps these youngins done took me hairstyle. was clean shaven for da last 10-12 yrs but reverted back to my pre and post military days.. wife says its a mid life.. i say she dumb.. go make me a sammich

some guy stealing the aussie lock look

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so am i the only man here rocking da bun? its only a bun til its too long and ppl call me christ again..
 

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