How do you get an ex to be fwb?

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For the retards who is oblivious to fwb, it means friends with benefits. But yea, I have no idea, help is needed.
 

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You have a vienna sized penis!
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That shit doesn't happen.
 

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Attempted this, worked for a week, then ultimately failed.

I had no desire to date this girl again, it just wouldn't work out between us. I even told her that, and said "I'm just not looking for a relationship right now", but she said she still wanted to hangout. So we just kept texting each other, said why don't we try this, and went from there. Hooked up twice, and then we realized just how awkward it was. I just don't think it works between exes. Old feelings come back, then the feelings of why you broke up in the first place come back. Then I realized I still hated the person that she was (hardcore *****, and probably cheated on me) and I haven't talked to her since. We're currently not friends.

My buddy likes to change the phrase "hit it and quit it" to "hit it twice and quit it" every time her name gets brought up (usually him telling me how crazy she is)
 

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That shit doesn't happen.

no it does, and you can do it easily. theres one problem with it. theres a good chance someone gets feelings back, if its both great, if its just one than there is drama. this is fact.


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If they are an ex, then there is a reason they are. FWB is hard to find. I have only had it once. Did not last long, like dews said feelings come back. So **** tryin to be fwb, go out find a new pussy slam it one night dont call her and do it all over again. Hit it, Quit it.
 

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just ask her do you want to be fwb :lol:
 

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Try alcohol.

It will almost definitely end badly, but regardless of the outcome it's way better that not getting laid, or being in a relationship.

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Its called Friend with Benefits, not Ex with Benefits for a reason, which has been stated by others already. Theres a reason why theyre an Ex, and those reasons dont vanish because she may be flexible :) However, even finding a Friend who consents to such a situation has its negative side. At some point emotions will arise, and if one or the other denys the other, theres the risk of the actual friendship ending. In other words, best avoid the that situation unless you perfer being considered an asshole.
 

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For the retards who is oblivious to fwb, it means friends with benefits. But yea, I have no idea, help is needed.

Since you have a dick smaller than a babys pinky finger, I don't know what type of advice I can possibly give you.
Maybe if you go to a sex shop and buy a strap on, it might help. There's a lot of Lezbians out there with benifits that might be suited for you. :shrug:
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If the chick is worth a ****, and you want to keep her around DIVE THE MUFF! She will never become the ex. Even if you have a small dick like others have suggested and as your name states. Dive that fur-burger and she wont break up with your tiny dick ass.
 

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Have an affair lol. All an affair basically is friends having sex. Cause if they really liked each other they would leave there spouse
 

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