How do you get an ex to be fwb?

[IvyPickin87]

Unless you're a badger.

Badger fans can only nail other badger fans.... sad thing is you cant tell who is who everyone in Wisc has titties.

FAT!!!

 

[GrinderBall41]

If the chick is worth a ****, and you want to keep her around DIVE THE MUFF! She will never become the ex. Even if you have a small dick like others have suggested and as your name states. Dive that fur-burger and she wont break up with your tiny dick ass.

This post is perfectly hilarious.

 

[Deng Defense Force]

I think the OP may have just answered his own question. http://www.chicitysports.com/forum/bar/21991-new-mouth-spray-gets-you-drunk-instantly.html

 

[JTRaines92]

I think the OP may have just answered his own question. http://www.chicitysports.com/forum/bar/21991-new-mouth-spray-gets-you-drunk-instantly.html

Tbh I would groan this post if the option was available. You tried to be funny but failed immensely.

 

[ChitwnRyan60452]

Tbh I would groan this post if the option was available. You tried to be funny but failed immensely.

Dude, WTF do you expect? You're on a sports message board, asking how to get laid? You don't have the expectation that people are going to **** with you? Seriously, how old are you dude? Why did she break-up with you? Was it your Vienna Sized Penis. You tried to be funny but failed immensely. Pot meet kettle.

 

[Rice Cube]

If the chick is worth a ****, and you want to keep her around DIVE THE MUFF! She will never become the ex. Even if you have a small dick like others have suggested and as your name states. Dive that fur-burger and she wont break up with your tiny dick ass.

This is good advice. There should be some form of vag-Febreze if you need it

Also pays to take her out to dinner and eat lots of pineapple.

 

[scottiepippen1994]

For the retards who is oblivious to fwb, it means friends with benefits. But yea, I have no idea, help is needed.

The best solution to your problem would be to just shoot yourself with one of these:

 

[JTRaines92]

You're on a sports message board, asking how to get laid?

I didn't ask how to get laid, I get laid all the time. I asked how to get my ex to be fwb. Huge difference.

 

[IvyPickin87]

The best solution to your problem would be to just shoot yourself with one of these:

Why the dudes gotta be white?

 

[Deng Defense Force]

Unless you're a badger.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54]We Don't Need No Stinking Badgers! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Deng Defense Force]

I didn't ask how to get laid, I get laid all the time. I asked how to get my ex to be fwb. Huge difference.

Don't you mean veinna sized difference?

Now please, do tell me more about my immense failing while you look for your rape spray.

 

[onebud34]

For the retards who is oblivious to fwb, it means friends with benefits. But yea, I have no idea, help is needed.

Find someone else to screw...

 

[cubsneedmiracle]

Badger fans can only nail other badger fans.... sad thing is you cant tell who is who everyone in Wisc has titties.

FAT!!!

Dude!!!

You found that of TBO