how drunk are you?

[Heidenlarm]

30 pack of Hamms is only 10.99 but it tastes like it should go for 12.99

Party at your place.

 

[Ares]

Party at your place.

I will bring one of those giant Subway sandwiches :lol:

 

[HeHateMe]

#barf

 

[MIKETOUHY]

I'm drunk enough I ate a McRib at union station. That's how drunk I am.



(let's keep responses in the same vein. This could be a children's book for drunk parents if we keep it nice and light)

And you think drunk parents is funny?


Lot of garbage people in the world.

 

[Ares]

And you think drunk parents is funny?


Lot of garbage people in the world.

Idk if its possible for you to be disliked enough

 

[KittiesKorner]

Oh, great, Buffalo Bill of Park Ridge is here.

"It puts da lotion in da basket..."

 

[HeHateMe]

And you think drunk parents is funny?


Lot of garbage people in the world.

So once you have kids you are not allowed to booze it up? Ever?

What kind of shit is that?

 

[Ares]

So once you have kids you are not allowed to booze it up? Ever?

What kind of shit is that?

You didn't realize you needed to become a Puritan when you had kids, wtf is this world coming to....?

 

[Ares]

So once you have kids you are not allowed to booze it up? Ever?

What kind of shit is that?

DUPE

 

[Nail Polish]

Fuckin drunken bastards!!

:lmao:

 

[Tjodalv]

Not nearly drunk enough (yet). I spent the evening hanging out with a buddy that works/stays at a sober-living house. And let me tell you something; there are few things in this world that makes one want to drink more than spending time with recovering alcoholics/drug addicts. If I had to listen to one more story about how amazing being sober is I may have slit my wrists. There's nothing wrong with sobriety per se -- and sure as shit most of them probably needed the help (my friend definitely did) -- but sobriety has become the new addiction for a lot of these guys and it's quite painful to be around for extended periods of time.

On a more entertaining, yet relevant, note: we were cruising down Lake Shore from Wrigleyville and spotted an obviously shitfaced driver, followed him for a while, then pulled up next to him at a stop light, honked 5 times with no response, then my buddy leaned out and knocked on his window. He says "dude...you're all over the fucking road." The drunk: "oh...really?" It was like, damn dude...when some random takes the time to stop and point out to you that you're driving like fucking shit it may be time to pull over somewhere and sleep it off (or call a cab). Probably the second worst display of drunk driving I've ever personally witnessed.

 

[KittiesKorner]

addiction by subtraction?

En serio, more power to anyone who feels like he or she needs to get sober.

 

[Tjodalv]

Oh, yeah. Like I said, nothing patently wrong with sobriety and many people absolutely take shit too far (my friend was fine when he was a drunk, even when he was a coke-head, but once he became a heroin addict it was definitely time to get him some help [I dropped him off at rehab twice last year before he finally cracked, had a mental breakdown, and was sent to the sanitarium out in Elgin]). I just tend to think that self control and setting boundaries for one self is generally sufficient. I mean, I definitely drink too much, but at the same time I don't go to work hungover (nor school before I graduated), I don't drive when I've had too much, and so on. Personal responsibility for the win!!!

:hi5:

 

[KittiesKorner]

I am not going to rehab until February, lol

 

[Tjodalv]

Holy ****...vodka in a juice box exists:

Why was I not informed about this breakthrough?

 

[JLeigh34]

Oh, yeah. Like I said, nothing patently wrong with sobriety and many people absolutely take shit too far (my friend was fine when he was a drunk, even when he was a coke-head, but once he became a heroin addict it was definitely time to get him some help [I dropped him off at rehab twice last year before he finally cracked, had a mental breakdown, and was sent to the sanitarium out in Elgin]). I just tend to think that self control and setting boundaries for one self is generally sufficient. I mean, I definitely drink too much, but at the same time I don't go to work hungover (nor school before I graduated), I don't drive when I've had too much, and so on. Personal responsibility for the win!!!

:hi5:

Sounds like my dad! He's absolutely cannot control himself with alcohol. He can't just have a couple beers, it's gotta be insane amounts. He also got into the cocaine and tried heroin because of this skank he was dating who was only 2 years older than me. Yuck.

He got a DUI this April then another in July and was terrified of jail time so he checked himself into rehab and is now living in a sober-living house. Unfortunately everyone in there was a drug addict (heroin, meth, etc) whereas dad was really just an alcoholic. He liked coke but I don't think he was ever addicted to it. The people in this house are insane. They're all in their 20's and 30's so they really dislike my dad for being older than them (he's 55) and they treat him like shit. The whole experience has been a bit of a nightmare so I'm proud of him for sticking with it so far.




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[X]

I was so drunk last night I went to be @ 830...slept a full 9 hours...woke up, got my wife breakfast...cleaned up the house a bit, and been generally awesome.


that's how drunk I am.

 

[1COBearsfan]

Holy ****...vodka in a juice box exists:

Why was I not informed about this breakthrough?

Mother of god...

I'm packing one of those in my step daughters lunch next week. That's going to be hilarious

 

[HeHateMe]

I was so drunk last night I went to be @ 830...slept a full 9 hours...woke up, got my wife breakfast...cleaned up the house a bit, and been generally awesome.


that's how drunk I am.

Sounds pretty outstanding. Your wife should be proud.

My wife gets to continue sleeping as I have been up since 6 a.m. with our brats. I might just have a saturday morning hamms while I make her breakfast.

 

[1COBearsfan]

Sounds pretty outstanding. Your wife should be proud.

My wife gets to continue sleeping as I have been up since 6 a.m. with our brats. I might just have a saturday morning hamms while I make her breakfast.

Oh god, Hamms...