How much jail time have you done?

[hebs]

Some highlights:

• 6 months for felony drug possession
• 2 years for attempted bank robbery
• 2 years for grand theft auto
• 1 year for aggravated assault (this was not my fault)
• 5 years for identity fraud
• 8 months "in the hole" for misbehaving in gen pop and smuggling contraband
• many, many miscellaneous drug and traffic violations

Altogether I've done about 15 years in prison and am probably headed back there very soon (I can't say why right now). How about you?

What version of GTA are they up to now?

 

[CRM 114]

When I was in was in HS I showed up at a house that a party was just coming together...only no booze.

Apparently the neighbors saw a bunch of teenagers and called the cops because that is what good neighbors do I guess.

Immediately these cops are like "where's the beer?!?" because that is what good cops do I guess.

They were too early to bust us for that until they opened the refrigerator and found three Old Style tall boy cans. They then asked everyone for ID and arrested fourteen of us for underage drinking even though no one was drinking and not one of those three cans were open.

A lot of noise and paperwork later we were all released with either a court date or a guardian. Every last one of us showed up to that court date. The police officers recounted the entire story exactly how it happened. The judge only said:

"If you two officers ever waste this court"s time with anything remotely stupid as this...I will personally shove that badge so far up your asses it will take you a week to turn them over to your sargent."

Case was dismissed and a bunch of teenagers literally laughed two cops out of a courtroom.

#wewon

10/10. Would definitely read again.

 

[Icculus]

You're a fucking dorkchop.

I know, right?



No time for anything (the only crimes I committed back in the day before becoming whipped/married are misdemeanors and weren't looked over too closely when did those deeds (whore mongering, weed smoking, downloading tunes, movies, porn, etc)

 

[HeHateMe]

I know, right?



No time for anything (the only crimes I committed back in the day before becoming whipped/married are misdemeanors and weren't looked over too closely when did those deeds (whore mongering, weed smoking, downloading tunes, movies, porn, etc)

Whore mongering? Gross

 

[DrGonzo]

I was part of a group trying to keep the US from invading El Salvador and supporting the revolutionary movement there. In the late '80s when the civil war and threat of increased US intervention heated up we organized a shit ton of protests to get the message out. Some were more traditional and peaceful and some were more militant and confrontational.

In Chicago and DC I got arrested probably half a dozen times and spent a few nights in jail. Got my ass beat by cops a few times too - which is just how it is.

One of the actions I participated in successfully bum rushed a bunch of nuns and seminary students into a George HW Bush fundraiser, where they kept interrupting his speech demanding to know why the US was funding death squads in El Salvador. It became the number one national news story and the local news kept playing me making a statement that was on-message as I was literally being stuffed into a padi wagon.

When the FMLN went for it in '89 Bush kept the troops at home and pushed for UN mediated negotiations instead, and now the FMLN shares power there. So basically we won. I consider my jail time a badge of honor.

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[HeHateMe]

I was part of a group trying to keep the US from invading El Salvador and supporting the revolutionary movement there. In the late '80s when the civil war and threat of increased US intervention heated up we organized a shit ton of protests to get the message out. Some were more traditional and peaceful and some were more militant and confrontational.

In Chicago and DC I got arrested probably half a dozen times and spent a few nights in jail. Got my ass beat by cops a few times too - which is just how it is.

One of the actions I participated in successfully bum rushed a bunch of nuns and seminary students into a George HW Bush fundraiser, where they kept interrupting his speech demanding to know why the US was funding death squads in El Salvador. It became the number one national news story and the local news kept playing me making a statement that was on-message as I was literally being stuffed into a padi wagon.

When the FMLN went for it in '89 Bush kept the troops at home and pushed for UN mediated negotiations instead, and now the FMLN shares power there. So basically we won. I consider my jail time a badge of honor.

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Cool story broham

Srs

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

We've all been spending our whole lives in prison in Corporate America.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

I was part of a group trying to keep the US from invading El Salvador and supporting the revolutionary movement there. In the late '80s when the civil war and threat of increased US intervention heated up we organized a shit ton of protests to get the message out. Some were more traditional and peaceful and some were more militant and confrontational.

In Chicago and DC I got arrested probably half a dozen times and spent a few nights in jail. Got my ass beat by cops a few times too - which is just how it is.

One of the actions I participated in successfully bum rushed a bunch of nuns and seminary students into a George HW Bush fundraiser, where they kept interrupting his speech demanding to know why the US was funding death squads in El Salvador. It became the number one national news story and the local news kept playing me making a statement that was on-message as I was literally being stuffed into a padi wagon.

When the FMLN went for it in '89 Bush kept the troops at home and pushed for UN mediated negotiations instead, and now the FMLN shares power there. So basically we won. I consider my jail time a badge of honor.

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I have a couple friends from ES that go back to visit regularly, some terrible stories about gangs.

 

[DrGonzo]

I have a couple friends from ES that go back to visit regularly, some terrible stories about gangs.

That's mainly the legacy of US policy. Except for Costa Rica Central America is pretty fucked right now.

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[ijustposthere]

I spent the night in drunk tank if that counts

Me too, twice.

 

[number51]

I was part of a group trying to keep the US from invading El Salvador and supporting the revolutionary movement there. In the late '80s when the civil war and threat of increased US intervention heated up we organized a shit ton of protests to get the message out. Some were more traditional and peaceful and some were more militant and confrontational.

In Chicago and DC I got arrested probably half a dozen times and spent a few nights in jail. Got my ass beat by cops a few times too - which is just how it is.

One of the actions I participated in successfully bum rushed a bunch of nuns and seminary students into a George HW Bush fundraiser, where they kept interrupting his speech demanding to know why the US was funding death squads in El Salvador. It became the number one national news story and the local news kept playing me making a statement that was on-message as I was literally being stuffed into a padi wagon.

When the FMLN went for it in '89 Bush kept the troops at home and pushed for UN mediated negotiations instead, and now the FMLN shares power there. So basically we won. I consider my jail time a badge of honor.

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Dude, were you one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement? The original Port Huron Statement, not the compromised second draft. I remember the Seattle Seven, was that you and six other guys?

I keed.

 

[Novak]

Me too, twice.

Same here

 

[botfly10]

I was part of a group trying to keep the US from invading El Salvador and supporting the revolutionary movement there. In the late '80s when the civil war and threat of increased US intervention heated up we organized a shit ton of protests to get the message out. Some were more traditional and peaceful and some were more militant and confrontational.

In Chicago and DC I got arrested probably half a dozen times and spent a few nights in jail. Got my ass beat by cops a few times too - which is just how it is.

One of the actions I participated in successfully bum rushed a bunch of nuns and seminary students into a George HW Bush fundraiser, where they kept interrupting his speech demanding to know why the US was funding death squads in El Salvador. It became the number one national news story and the local news kept playing me making a statement that was on-message as I was literally being stuffed into a padi wagon.

When the FMLN went for it in '89 Bush kept the troops at home and pushed for UN mediated negotiations instead, and now the FMLN shares power there. So basically we won. I consider my jail time a badge of honor.

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Thats legit fucking awesome. I been beat up and tear gassed but never got picked up.

The havok the Regan administration wreaked throughout central and south america is unreal

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Buddy and I were at a club and went to the car to burn one about midnight. Smoked it down to practically nothing left, not more than a quarter inch was left no product was in the paper, just resin, needle nose pliers for a clip. Tap on the window...cop yelling "out of the car" so we get out and their going crazy searching for more, nothing. That was all we had, they cuffed us and took us in. Put the pressure on us to reveal the source...lol. Put us in a cell and let us go in the morning.:smoke:

 

[number51]

Buddy and I were at a club and went to the car to burn one about midnight. Smoked it down to practically nothing left, not more than a quarter inch was left no product was in the paper, just resin, needle nose pliers for a clip. Tap on the window...cop yelling "out of the car" so we get out and their going crazy searching for more, nothing. That was all we had, they cuffed us and took us in. Put the pressure on us to reveal the source...lol. Put us in a cell and let us go in the morning.:smoke:

At least you finished getting high, timing is everything.

 

[ChadKelly]

Some highlights:

• 6 months for felony drug possession
• 2 years for attempted bank robbery
• 2 years for grand theft auto
• 1 year for aggravated assault (this was not my fault)
• 5 years for identity fraud
• 8 months "in the hole" for misbehaving in gen pop and smuggling contraband
• many, many miscellaneous drug and traffic violations

Altogether I've done about 15 years in prison and am probably headed back there very soon (I can't say why right now). How about you?

Slim "rask" cognito?

 

[ijustposthere]

Buddy and I were at a club and went to the car to burn one about midnight. Smoked it down to practically nothing left, not more than a quarter inch was left no product was in the paper, just resin, needle nose pliers for a clip. Tap on the window...cop yelling "out of the car" so we get out and their going crazy searching for more, nothing. That was all we had, they cuffed us and took us in. Put the pressure on us to reveal the source...lol. Put us in a cell and let us go in the morning.:smoke:

Narc

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Narc

Funny they thought they could scare us with the tiny little roach as evidence.