How Old Are You?

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I am now reading the title of this thread as:

"How old ARE you?!?"

If I am not mistaken...is this not what God invented undergarments for?
 

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Maybe you could get a sack lift or a fake sack?

I got a scrotum tuck, for cosmetic purposes, but it made my testicles appear even bigger, so I had the procedure reversed. The plastic surgeons (it took 42 to perform the procedure), whom I'm now suing, failed to save the excess scrotum epidermis during the operation, so my double chin was substituted.
 

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I got a scrotum tuck, for cosmetic purposes, but it made my testicles appear even bigger, so I had the procedure reversed. The plastic surgeons (it took 42 to perform the procedure), whom I'm now suing, failed to save the excess scrotum epidermis during the operation, so my double chin was substituted.

Dude I played football with in college took a heel to his sack during a pre-season scrimmage. Sack swelled up to the size of a 12 inch softball. He couldn't bring the swelling down until after the season (minor invasive surgery was required- but would have put him out of action for six weeks). So for a whole season- we had to keep a giant his elephant sack. True story.
 

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What happened to the post about passive aggressive males?

[video=youtube;wBIC8JTQMMQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=12&v=wBIC8JTQMMQ[/video]
 

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old enough
 

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