How Would You Like to Die?

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If you had a choice.

The older I get, the more I am a white-knuckle flyer, so plane crash is out of the question.

I think I would like to die in my sleep.
 

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With my tongue buried between a pair of sweet, sweet buttcheeks while listening to "Master of Reality"

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whose butt cheeks?
 

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In the arms of Warden of the Northwest
 

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Between Paige Spiranac's leggs . O'h my God that would be Heaven.
 

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Brain Tumor - want the doc to say you have 2 months to live.

Then do as much shit as I can in that span then go to Hawaii and die sitting on the beach, smoking a doobie and drinking a beer.
 

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I dont know maybe, she's friggen HOTT. I love watching womens golf, a lot of hot babes.

I have never golfed, but I saw Blair O'Neal on a TV at a bar and popped a chubby!
 

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O'h without a doubt, another hot female golfer. She's was born in Macomb.
 

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Unexpectedly in your sleep is the way to go. I've watched too many people suffer over long periods of time. My grandpa who went with a heart attack at night definitely went out the right way.
 

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Slow asphyxiation inside of a nailed-shut crate stored in Slim Cognito's basement.

But I am just a shameless romantic like that.
 

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well if you want to die between warden's butt cheeks, get in line behind omelet
 

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Alaskan Cruise when I'm 100 years old, take a swim when nobody is watching.
 

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I would like to off myself by chugging a couple bottles of I struggle with ED, preferably within the next few weeks.
 

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Brain Tumor - want the doc to say you have 2 months to live.

Then do as much shit as I can in that span then go to Hawaii and die sitting on the beach, smoking a doobie and drinking a beer.
another drug death
 

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On the receiving end of an earth-shattering orgasm...the type that the undertaker would give up trying to get the smile off my face.
 

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On the receiving end of an earth-shattering orgasm...the type that the undertaker would give up trying to get the smile off my face.

did you know that the fronch call orgasms 'little deaths'?
 

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did you know that the fronch call orgasms 'little deaths'?
Did you know they are literally referring to the fluid expelled during said orgasm and not the orgasm itself?

Like the way the soul is released upon your death...something is released upon your something.

#plusvousensavez
 

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