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but what if the woman is not a squirter?
How Would You Like to Die?
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but what if the woman is not a squirter?
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Then the best she can do is the "little near-death experience". The French think it makes you inferior and used to sell those women to the English.
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I want to go out like Elvis, live like the King lived, die like the King died.
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Constipated so badly that you have a brain aneurysm trying to poop???
Seems more like King of the Hillbillies than King of Rock'n'Roll, but you do you son.
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you eat peanut butter mayo and bacon sammies?
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he's not really dead. You people are sheep.
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That's how he died? I figured he was banging a super model. I want to change my answer.
Minus the mayo, yes.
Sheep are an electronic construct created by the Rosen Association.
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Doesn't matter just quick and painless.
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well, duh
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Skydive, don't pull it. Land on top of a giant Reese's. Have my sons pour a glass of milk on top of me.
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Not going to die.
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On my shield, motha fuckas!
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Meh, not your karma.
I've always seen you ending up by choking on your own vomit, naked on the filth encrusted bathroom floor of a tenement crack house, while getting your ass pumped by the fifth toothless meth head of the night.
I could be wrong, that's just how I've always seen your demise, so, yeah, pretty sure here...
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Good chance of that considering you always are.
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Why do you think that?
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Well, I am mildly psychic, coming from a long line of fortune tellers, and the only other way I've seen you end involves a cows heart, a car battery, jumper cables, and some very, very, poor decision making on your part while extremely horny...
In retrospect the crack house scenario seems a little more dignified.
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Literally strung out at 40 with track marks all up my arms and toes and ingested crack pipes. Ill be high as **** when I meet Jesus, he'll love it.
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Perhaps.
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Sorry friend.
Changing my post won't change your fate. The Norns wove the threads of your life's story before you were even born, the Gods themselves cannot change it.
You'll die with an anonymous meth heads dick in your ass as sure as the sun comes up tomorrow. Only appropriate for someone calling himself 'Spartan'.
As Camus said "Life is the sum of the choices you've made"
Are you proud of your choices?
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