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"And then God said, put it in her butt"
I Apologize
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WCL has lost his motherfucking mind and you assholes are making butt sex jokes, shame on y'all.
**** it, I'd like to find an epileptic Christian woman and show her flashy gifs while I was dick'n her pooper. I'd tell her to pray to jebus as I squirted holy baby batter up her stinker.
Praise the Lord, and WCL.
**** it, I'd like to find an epileptic Christian woman and show her flashy gifs while I was dick'n her pooper. I'd tell her to pray to jebus as I squirted holy baby batter up her stinker.
Praise the Lord, and WCL.
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I once cornholed a chick dressed as E T for a halloween party. All I remember is that she had lots of moles and had a big bushy ginger beaver. I think she may have pooped a little too. Mods please merge with the Aliens thread if needed.
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Yeah, but it was good, right?!
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Or like when she deep throats it and then says "I swear it was my first time"
:thinking: mmhmmm
:thinking: mmhmmm
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I phoned home. Twice.
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I don't have any cool ET stories but one time I b-fucked my girlfriend(current) on the edge of the bed and a lil dookie ended up on the corner of the mattress; I just put the fitted sheet back on afterwards and forgot about it.
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Was it hers or yours?
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Not really sure.
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I miss you, cago.
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Pretty sure yours would have left lima bean evidence.
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And corn.