I saw a very pretty homeless chick today

[Warden of the Northeast]

She was on the corner with a sign saying she was homeless. How do pretty girls become homeless anyway? Usually it's hippies or bums you see panhandling for cash, but this time I was surprised to see a chick. I guess I should have offered to get her lunch or something, but I was in a hurry to get home to watch the 'Cuse game.

 

[Omeletpants]

She is a junkie or a Moderator. She doesnt want food

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

She is a junkie or a Moderator. She doesnt want food

I was afraid to take her someplace for food, might be hard to get rid of her.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Come to think of it Omelet, this girl wasn't sickly thin like a junkie, I guess she was a moderator then.

 

[Omeletpants]

I was afraid to take her someplace for food, might be hard to get rid of her.

I was on the Metra and some woman about 35 and very attractive just starts talking to me. Now I have no illusions that there should be any connection, but maybe when I was 35 which was a long time ago. She just starts talking to me and tells me she was just fired 50 minutes ago. I felt bad for her and asked what happened. She starts asking questions about where I worked and what stop I got off the train. She seemed disappointed I got off 2 stops after her. I would have loved to help her but I also had a funny feeling. Haunting.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

I was on the Metra and some woman about 35 and very attractive just starts talking to me. Now I have no illusions that there should be any connection, but maybe when I was 35 which was a long time ago. She just starts talking to me and tells me she was just fired 50 minutes ago. I felt bad for her and asked what happened. She starts asking questions about where I worked and what stop I got off the train. She seemed disappointed I got off 2 stops after her. I would have loved to help her but I also had a funny feeling. Haunting.

Scary. She was probably planning on robbing you.

 

[Omeletpants]

Scary. She was probably planning on robbing you.

She did have a Russian accent

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

She did have a Russian accent

Yeah, I think you did the right thing by going your separate ways.

 

[Aesopian]

Probably pan handling you can make a comfortable living doing that and living off the Government.

Check out this guy making $50 an hour Pan Handling. A pretty girl would make double maybe triple. She could be making a six figure income off the Goverment and begging.

[video=youtube_share;EWdoGtdN_7g]https://youtu.be/EWdoGtdN_7g[/video]

 

[AussieBear]

Probably pan handling you can make a comfortable living doing that and living off the Government.

Check out this guy making $50 an hour Pan Handling. A pretty girl would make double maybe triple. She could be making a six figure income off the Goverment and begging.

[video=youtube_share;EWdoGtdN_7g]https://youtu.be/EWdoGtdN_7g[/video]

they can..

i use to hand out bills to those peeps in murica... dont see to many in the oz... best street sign tip i ever gave out was a dollar wrapping a fat arse nug... during the youngin days of my life..

 

[Tater]

they can..

i use to hand out bills to those peeps in murica... dont see to many in the oz... best street sign tip i ever gave out was a dollar wrapping a fat arse nug... during the youngin days of my life..

Nug?

 

[AussieBear]

Nug?

nugget.. bud.. i think he had a .. i aint gonna lie.. just need a beer sign... just helping a fellow human out

 

[Tater]

nugget.. bud.. i think he had a .. i aint gonna lie.. just need a beer sign... just helping a fellow human out

Cool.
I hate to admit it but knowing you, my first thought was that a nug was an Aussie word for dog turd.

 

[AussieBear]

Cool.
I hate to admit it but knowing you, my first thought was that a nug was an Aussie word for dog turd.

dont let the e persona get in the way of the irl cool mofo this mofo USE TO BE... im just old, calculating and boring IRL now...just like most of the jaded older fucks here..

 

[Tater]

dont let the e persona get in the way of the irl cool mofo this mofo USE TO BE... im just old and boring IRL now...just like most of the jaded older fucks here..

Myself included. :crying:

 

[WCL]

Is there a difference between pretty homeless and really homeless?

 

[AussieBear]

Myself included. :crying:

well im nearly at the age (a couple more til 40)... where a good mid-life crisis run would be fun.. slaying strange 18yr olds whenever i could... etc etc.. but im too calculating and value the family more.. had a child late so ill be 52 when hes 18... still time for a late run if its all that... eh pussy is pussy.. had plenty when i was young.. did a lot of dumb shit.. probably should be dead... so crisis runs dont interest me much... isolation from the civ does though...

what about you.. responsibilities...the lack of heart to care.. or pure freedom to run wild.. u can always bank your retirement on 3 meals and a cot via the department of corrections...

 

[Tater]

well im nearly at the age (a couple more til 40)... where a good mid-life crisis run would be fun.. slaying strange 18yr olds whenever i could... etc etc.. but im too calculating and value the family more.. had a child late so ill be 52 when hes 18... still time for a late run if its all that... eh pussy is pussy.. had plenty when i was young.. did a lot of dumb shit.. probably should be dead... so crisis runs dont interest me much... isolation from the civ does though...

what about you.. responsibilities...the lack of heart to care.. or pure freedom to run wild.. u can always bank your retirement on 3 meals and a cot via the department of corrections...

I'm at the top end of my 40's and isolation in a rural area sounds good to me.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Is there a difference between pretty homeless and really homeless?

That would be pretty homeless and really homely I think lol.

 

[Globetrotter]

I was on the Metra and some woman about 35 and very attractive just starts talking to me. Now I have no illusions that there should be any connection, but maybe when I was 35 which was a long time ago. She just starts talking to me and tells me she was just fired 50 minutes ago. I felt bad for her and asked what happened. She starts asking questions about where I worked and what stop I got off the train. She seemed disappointed I got off 2 stops after her. I would have loved to help her but I also had a funny feeling. Haunting.

50 minutes? Nobody says that.