I Was Just Attacked By a Pigeon

[Ares]

Was outside my office after lunch, playing some Ingress in Chase plaza and a pigeon came at me, I took evasive action cause usually its just due to the fact that pigeons fly like a 10 year old who was just given the stick on a fighter jet.... but the thing was actually attempting to attack me.

So I played Ingress with one hand and used my other forearm to deliver a punishing blow that put the pigeon back on the ground....

Also, a crazy dude came in to Chase plaza yelling at anyone who made eye contact with him..... fatigued from my battle with the mighty pigeon I ignored him and escaped.

 

[Omeletpants]

I hope the pigeon is alright

 

[KittiesKorner]

nvm, wrong building

 

[Scoot26]

 

[SilenceS]

You should have picked it up and sold it to the chinesr

 

[Ares]

I hope the pigeon is alright

You mean you don't care about my physical well being in my battle with a pigeon!?!?!?

 

[JLeigh34]

My first trip to Chicago a few years resulted in my first pigeon encounter. I was remarking about how cute it was just as it decided it wanted to attack some guy eating a sandwich.

Quickly I changed my opinion, they are flying terrorist rats.


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[Nail Polish]

ya shoulda whacked it and sold it to the food truck

 

[Omeletpants]

You mean you don't care about my physical well being in my battle with a pigeon!?!?!?

Pffft…….. Im sure there would be a memorial service here if the pigeon snuffed you

 

[Urblock]

Another reason for concealed carry.

 

[Nail Polish]

Another reason for concealed carry.

as long as ya dont put yer eye out!

 

[Ares]

I was just hoping that me getting attacked by a pigeon might make everyone laugh a bit..... but Scoot's gif has me dying.... fucking hilarious.

 

[Nail Polish]

That pigeon in Scoots GIF escaped from a KFC supplier

 

[HeHateMe]

Was outside my office after lunch, playing some Ingress in Chase plaza and a pigeon came at me, I took evasive action cause usually its just due to the fact that pigeons fly like a 10 year old who was just given the stick on a fighter jet.... but the thing was actually attempting to attack me.

So I played Ingress with one hand and used my other forearm to deliver a punishing blow that put the pigeon back on the ground....

Also, a crazy dude came in to Chase plaza yelling at anyone who made eye contact with him..... fatigued from my battle with the mighty pigeon I ignored him and escaped.

I work down the street from you.

 

[Urblock]

I work down the street from you.

That took his focus off the pigeon.

 

[Nail Polish]

I work down the street from you.

EXTRA EXTRA..READ ALL ABOUT IT..CUTLER RETURNING TO DA BEARS!!!

 

[Ares]

I work down the street from you.

Well you better watch out for the damned pigeons, lemme tell ya!

 

[HeHateMe]

Well you better watch out for the damned pigeons, lemme tell ya!

There's a crazy person that feeds them right outside my office. I enjoy watching them attack dumb people that stand around outside acting like assholes.

 

[Ares]

There's a crazy person that feeds them right outside my office. I enjoy watching them attack dumb people that stand around outside acting like assholes.

People who feed pigeons need to be hung in public places like pirates were back in the 17th/18th century.... they are rats with wings and they shit all over everything.

 

[Urblock]

Good thread Ares.