I Was Just Attacked By a Pigeon

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Next time I am swarmed by pigeons in Chase plaza HeHateMe is gonna come running in swinging a tennis racket screaming ARRRREEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!
 

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Buy a cheap tennis racket and play pigeon tennis if one of those little bastards dive bombs you again.

Goddamnit, I should have read the whole thread. Ares already beat me to the joke
 

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Next time I am swarmed by pigeons in Chase plaza HeHateMe is gonna come running in swinging a tennis racket screaming ARRRREEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!

I got your back.
 

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that's like getting carjacked by Bilbo Baggins!
 

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HAHAHA, now I know how the pigeon war began.
 

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bumping for SilenceS' reading pleasure
 

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Was outside my office after lunch, playing some Ingress in Chase plaza and a pigeon came at me, I took evasive action cause usually its just due to the fact that pigeons fly like a 10 year old who was just given the stick on a fighter jet.... but the thing was actually attempting to attack me.

So I played Ingress with one hand and used my other forearm to deliver a punishing blow that put the pigeon back on the ground....

Also, a crazy dude came in to Chase plaza yelling at anyone who made eye contact with him..... fatigued from my battle with the mighty pigeon I ignored him and escaped.

Outside? Ingress? Plaza? All sounds pretty made-up to me.
 

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We played a family game tonight called apples to apples and I drew a card where my word was pigeon. Alas my family is not privy to the fucked up world of CCS so they didn't know the awesomeness of that card.
 

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