I wish I wasn't so shallow

[BNB]

So I've got a friend who, [and I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to say this] is a pretty good looking guy, and he dates the ugliest chicks. No joke, on a scale of 1-10, most chicks he dates are legit 1-3's. But the thing is, he thinks they're all incredibly sexy.

It was just very confusing to me because he has good looking chicks hit on him, and he does hook up with them. So why does he also hook up with chicks that aren't very good looking at all? I asked him how in the **** he thought they were good looking, and then he was almost confused as to why I didn't think they were good looking. And he was being dead serious.

At that point, I started to think about how lucky he actually was. That opens the door to so much more pussy. If you're with a 1-3, who gives a shit if everyone else thinks they're ugly, if in your mind, you're banging a model.

Not to say to that I'm bagging 10's left and right. A couple of my ex's were pretty hot, and while my current gf isn't a bombshell, she's pretty and if she gets herself ready, she is pretty hot too. But it isn't easy to get really good looking chicks, especially since I'm an average looking dude. If I was like my friend, it would be so much easier.

Why did I even make this thread again? Idk. Who else is a shallow shit bag?

 

[Ares]

We are all shallow shitbags....

 

[BNB]

We are all shallow shitbags....

True. :smoke:

 

[Urblock]

Maybe he takes the time to get to know them and likes spending time with them.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

I once had a friend in college tell me "She ain't a lady unless she's 280" and then he proceeded to pick up the fattest chick in the bar, all because it would make a great story. Good stuff.

 

[BNB]

Maybe he takes the time to get to know them and likes spending time with them.

He definitely doesn't. He meets them at a bar/club/whatever and then goes home with them. He winds up dating some of them for a couple of months, but yeah.

 

[BNB]

I once had a friend in college tell me "She ain't a lady unless she's 280" and then he proceeded to pick up the fattest chick in the bar, all because it would make a great story. Good stuff.

hahahahah that's awesome.

[video=youtube;IO_nu0JHkTk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO_nu0JHkTk[/video]

 

[clonetrooper264]

I guess his definition of a 10 is different than yours. :shrug:

We all shallow doe...iz like ingrained in a dude's nature or something

 

[BNB]

I guess his definition of a 10 is different than yours. :shrug:

We all shallow doe...iz like ingrained in a dude's nature or something

Yes, but just because someone isn't a 10 to me doesn't mean I think they're ugly. For example: Megan Fox. Everyone used to drool over her, but to me she wasn't anything special. I definitely didn't think she was ugly, just not my type.

Or maybe I'm just realllllly shallow. Like I said, I wish I wasn't. =|

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Yes, but just because someone isn't a 10 to me doesn't mean I think they're ugly. For example: Megan Fox. Everyone used to drool over her, but to me she wasn't anything special. I definitely didn't think she was ugly, just not my type.

Or maybe I'm just realllllly shallow. Like I said, I wish I wasn't. =|

You don't like Megan Fox? Maybe you are the one that is banging 1's and your buddy is actually bagging 10's lol.

 

[Scoot26]

Well at least your friend didn't marry a 1.

Sent from the mod retirement home in Bakersfield, California.

 

[BNB]

You don't like Megan Fox? Maybe you are the one that is banging 1's and your buddy is actually bagging 10's lol.

She just isn't my type. I think she's good looking for sure. I'd probably say she's a 8.5/10... which is pretty good.

I'm not going to post a pic of a girl he dated because that would be wrong. But I promise you if I did, pretty much everyone on here would agree that they are unattractive. I'll find some comparable ones on google haha

 

[Omeletpants]

For me the sexiest women have been the average looking ones. I dated a former Miss Illinois and she was stiff as a board and no fun. I have dated a news reporter and no symmetry. Good sex and connections are 90% mental

 

[Hawkeye OG]

She just isn't my type. I think she's good looking for sure. I'd probably say she's a 8.5/10... which is pretty good.

I'm not going to post a pic of a girl he dated because that would be wrong. But I promise you if I did, pretty much everyone on here would agree that they are unattractive. I'll find some comparable ones on google haha

Pics would make this thread so much better. If the girls post their pics on social media sites, that basically makes them free game for the rest of the internet, right?

 

[BNB]

For me the sexiest women have been the average looking ones. I dated a former Miss Illinois and she was stiff as a board and no fun. I have dated a news reporter and no symmetry. Good sex and connections are 90% mental

what's your definition of average? As in.... show a pic. Out of curiosity. (and i don't mean a pic of someone you actually dated.)

 

[BNB]

Pics would make this thread so much better. If the girls post their pics on social media sites, that basically makes them free game for the rest of the internet, right?

I really want to just so you guys know what I mean. We'll see though. Maybe later

 

[Tjodalv]

Maybe he's suffering from macular degeneration?

 

[Urblock]

Maybe he's suffering from macular degeneration?

:lol:

 

[PrideisBears]

Maybe he is more into their personality than pure looks. A beautiful woman with a shit personality becomes a fucking one to me

 

[SilenceS]

There all hoes and their mothers are suspects! Bada Bing! How you doin!