I wish I wasn't so shallow

[Hawkeye OG]

There all hoes and their mothers are suspects! Bada Bing! How you doin!

lol wut

 

[dabears253313]

So I've got a friend who, [and I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to say this] is a pretty good looking guy, and he dates the ugliest chicks. No joke, on a scale of 1-10, most chicks he dates are legit 1-3's. But the thing is, he thinks they're all incredibly sexy.

It was just very confusing to me because he has good looking chicks hit on him, and he does hook up with them. So why does he also hook up with chicks that aren't very good looking at all? I asked him how in the **** he thought they were good looking, and then he was almost confused as to why I didn't think they were good looking. And he was being dead serious.

At that point, I started to think about how lucky he actually was. That opens the door to so much more pussy. If you're with a 1-3, who gives a shit if everyone else thinks they're ugly, if in your mind, you're banging a model.

Not to say to that I'm bagging 10's left and right. A couple of my ex's were pretty hot, and while my current gf isn't a bombshell, she's pretty and if she gets herself ready, she is pretty hot too. But it isn't easy to get really good looking chicks, especially since I'm an average looking dude. If I was like my friend, it would be so much easier.

Why did I even make this thread again? Idk. Who else is a shallow shit bag?

Tell him "Shallow Hal wants a gal."

 

[SilenceS]

lol wut

Cuke dum shite?

 

[Ares]

Cuke dum shite?

Yes.... yes you are, now go make us some gumbo

 

[Urblock]

Yes.... yes you are, now go make us some gumbo

He makes it and you would eat it?

 

[Novak]

Cuke dum shite?

Cuke dum shite fuk yer mom

 

[SilenceS]

He makes it and you would eat it?

Yea.

Man, where you stumbled at from where they make that Gumbo at

 

[SilenceS]

Yes.... yes you are, now go make us some gumbo

Would you like me to make the bowl out of hashbrowns to hold your gumbo?

 

[SilenceS]

Cuke dum shite fuk yer mom

She is a suspect

 

[Burque]

Nothing takes a girl from a ten to a two faster than when she opens her mouth and unintelligent drivel starts pouring out.

If they are annoying, bitchy, stupid, filled with drama, etc. I would rather not even talk to them, or be in their presence, let alone consider getting naked with them.

 

[LordKOTL]

Depends on your definition of 1-10.

Some guys look at the women I've dated (and one subsequently married) who's skin is nearly transparent pale. I ask them why they date women so tanned they look like Jack Palance.

 

[Enasic]

It seems your issue is more of jealousy than of shallowness. We're all shallow to a degree....but I would never be perplexed or have issue with my friend banging ugly chicks along with some hot ones. It sounds like you're saying, if you looked like your friend, you would be banging bombshells but because you don't, you're dipping in the average bin. Nothing wrong with the average bin. Be happy with what you got and be happy for your friend that he's generous enough to lend his wang to the fuglies of the world when he doesn't have to. You can't help who you're attracted to or for what reasons. If they get the blood flowing, bang on. Maybe you should lower your standards a bit, or be more supportive of your hog banging friend.

 

[Shawon0Meter]

I'm probably shallow, especially for a guy that knows he has no business being shallow.

 

[SilenceS]

I'm probably shallow, especially for a guy that knows he has no business being shallow.

Thats not an issue. My friends always said I am super judgemental when it came to girls. I have always banged better than I should. It depends on if you want quantity or quality.

 

[Novak]

If she does butt stuff, she's at least a 6 right off the bat. Remember that, kids.

 

[vincentvega]

I am not the type of a guy who ever hung out with unattractive girls. I also do not have 1000 conquests under my belt. I consider myself picky (not shallow) so I have had 40-50 higher quality situations in my opinion. I do find beauty in a multitude of different ways. I like all different types of girls, all different shapes and sizes. Some might think it is strange not to have a "type". None of the girls I would consider ugly but others might not consider them to be smoking hot either. I guess it is sort of like in the movie where jack black says "I see a model, who cares what anyone else sees" or something to that effect..lol


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[Ares]

Would you like me to make the bowl out of hashbrowns to hold your gumbo?

I am upset you even had to ask

 

[Omeletpants]

HHM had 1000 women and they were all models

 

[number51]

So I've got a friend who, [and I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to say this] is a pretty good looking guy, and he dates the ugliest chicks. No joke, on a scale of 1-10, most chicks he dates are legit 1-3's. But the thing is, he thinks they're all incredibly sexy.

No, this can't be correct. A 1 is one of the ugliest women on the planet.

Like hunchbacks, just jacked up toothless, fugly gross cave bitches that don't shower. I think you meant he slums with 4's and 5's. Nobody is banging a 1 except some psycho with an ugly fetish.

Or am I just shallow?

 

[Ares]

No, this can't be correct. A 1 is one of the ugliest women on the planet.

Like hunchbacks, just jacked up toothless, fugly gross cave bitches that don't shower. I think you meant he slums with 4's and 5's. Nobody is banging a 1 except some psycho with an ugly fetish.

Or am I just shallow?

No I made the same assumption.... 4-5 is prolly what BNB really means.... 1-3 is like girls who look like Gollum from LOTR and also are as crazy as him.