If you had to colonize Mars....

Ares

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With 5 CCS posters..... who do you pick?

Crystallas - Tech Mcgyver

Bigfoot - Fight martians

Silence - Chef stitches

Warden - Clothing guru

Urblock - Red sand petter
 

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Please take me off that list. Thanks
 

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Tribar to annoy away any aliens. I'm all good after that.

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You failed to mention one of Warden's other talents which could help...time travel :shrug:
 

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Rask - Think tank

Remy - Negotiations with alien civilizations

Fatman Lou - Wilderness expert

Burque - For his gun arsenal

Novak - Diet expert
 

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With the 10 that are on the list so far the human race is doomed.
 

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With the 10 that are on the list so far the human race is doomed.

I would like to include Rango on my team as well. I think he would be a great asset.
 

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  1. Chicago Bulls
  1. Chicago Bears
  1. Chicago Blackhawks
  1. Notre Dame Fighting Irish
I would stay on Earth and send:

DB70, a natural leader, people are compelled to follow him, if not well then, he'll choke a ****** out.
Bear Pride, Mars has no atmosphere and a fog machine could be used to terraform.
Assopean, the kid lives in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, Mars would be easy for him.
Ommy, I just want him gone.
mongo, see above.
 

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  1. Columbus Blue Jackets
I would stay on Earth and send:

DB70, a natural leader, people are compelled to follow him, if not well then, he'll choke a ****** out.
Bear Pride, Mars has no atmosphere and a fog machine could be used to terraform.
Assopean, the kid lives in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, Mars would be easy for him.
Ommy, I just want him gone.
mongo, see above.

Take me and Taco

Many people don't know that Taco is an aspiring poet. I was able to find one of his earliest poems and thought I would share it with you:

Little birdie in the snow
He had a broken wing, you know
So, I lured him over with a piece of bread
Then stomped him till he was dead, dead, dead
 

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Skipping my Uranus joke
 

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A world of UrBlocks? Men would have to ask their wives permission for everything. Wife can I have a life? No!
 

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