If you had to colonize Mars....

[Warden of the Northeast]

A world of UrBlocks? Men would have to ask their wives permission for everything. Wife can I have a life? No!

Shots Fired!

 

[Aesopian]

Take me and Taco

Many people don't know that Taco is an aspiring poet. I was able to find one of his earliest poems and thought I would share it with you:

Little birdie in the snow
He had a broken wing, you know
So, I lured him over with a piece of bread
Then stomped him till he was dead, dead, dead

I'll hold down your estate Mr.Burns.

 

[Omeletpants]

Can I take 5 Omelets?

You are a national treasure

 

[Omeletpants]

I'll hold down your estate Mr.Burns.

You are an idiot

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

You are a national treasure

And you a prehistoric treasure.

 

[Omeletpants]

And you a prehistoric treasure.

My wife does refer to me as a fossil

 

[Fatman LOU]

Ares - Burque- for their cooking skills. and all rounded guys.

Urblock- for his drinking skills and someone to talk about cars, trucks, tractors, farm life and wives.

IowaHawk- ..................................Because i like Iowa

Number51- if i need a laugh, 51 will provide it

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Ares - Burque- for their cooking skills. and all rounded guys.

Urblock- for his drinking skills and someone to talk about cars, trucks, tractors, farm life and wives.

IowaHawk- ..................................Because i like Iowa

Number51- if i need a laugh, 51 will provide it

This team wouldn't last 36 hours

 

[Urblock]

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This team wouldn't last 36 hours

Have a good fucking time. Me and Lou can make the mission work

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Omelet - Commander in Chief

The Hawk - IT Support

SuperDitkaMan - Public Relations

Desperado34 - Sex magnet to attract hot alien broads

DezBears - Provide us with news and updates


Dream team, baby.

 

[Urblock]

The Hawk would get pissed about something and steer you in to the sun. Good luck

 

[Fatman LOU]

Omelet - Commander in Chief

The Hawk - IT Support

SuperDitkaMan - Public Relations

Desperado34 - Sex magnet to attract hot alien broads

DezBears - Provide us with news and updates


Dream team, baby.

Yeah if i want to sleep all the time , boring .

 

[Hawkeye OG]

.Have a good fucking time. Me and Lou can make the mission work

Oh, I think we would have a great time and that would be our downfall.

 

[Burque]

I'd take:

Urblock - The only guy that can drink more beer than me on the planet.
TBD - To be the "Life" of the party. #greenery
HawkBear - Because he put me on his team and, I am, all of a sudden a dick if he isn't on mine.. And he likes beer too.
Lou - because we need someone to drive the tractor after Urblock gets too drunk.
Crys - Because, oh the questions I would love to ask you.


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[Urblock]

Take one of these. http://www.savannahexoticcats.com/savannah-kittens-for-sale/

 

[Urblock]

That turned bad

 

[Fatman LOU]

Take one of these. http://www.savannahexoticcats.com/savannah-kittens-for-sale/

I could use one of those in my other garage, all the mice it could eat .

 

[Urblock]

Little ******* look like a leopard. 20 pounds of that will kick your ass.