If your best friend murdered somebody would you turn him in?

[Deng Defense Force]

No, first I would ask him to stop murdering people. If he didn't listen to me then I would murder him and ask my second best friend not to turn me in. And he'd know it would probably be in his best interest not to turn me in because if I murdered my best friend then what the hell does he think I would do to him?

 

[ZDemp34]

If he murdered somebody, he would not be my best friend.

 

[Popinski Soda]

The only time it's acceptable to murder someone is for comic relief. That being said, if it was done in the name of comedy then, no, I wouldn't turn him in.

 

[Axl Rose]

no