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R u trying to get banded like Grimson?
R u trying to get banded like Grimson?
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Just wait til I spam the Captain Donuts
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Can't say for sure, but I'm guessing he would've said something like this...
"Hockey starts tonight and it's time to get PUMPED UP!
If you need to start early this thread's for you. Being a high energy guy, I only need 2 seconds to go FULL PUMP but I like the process so much that I'll be doing 2 hours of pre-pumping tonight because it's TIME FOR THE HAWKS TO REKT EVERYBODY THIS SEASON!!!!!!!
Some pre-game pump up protips:
1. put on your headphones and blast Nightwish or some really heavy dubstep
2. drink jaegerbombs and snort adderall if you are low energy (@CRM 114 can probably hook you up if he passed his last math test)
3. jump around the room. if you have a dog, jump around the room and swing pillows around to get your dog pumped too, more energy in the room = more pump!
4. yell a lot
5. watch some sean avery highlights - no player in the history of hockey gets you more pumped
6. strobe lights (but no fog machines @Bear Pride )
7. If you need 7 tips then you might be ded
GO HAWKS!!!!!!!!!!"
Again, I'm just taking a shot in the dark with this one.
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SO CLOSE TO HOCKEY TlME!
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Very nicely done.
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What's wrong with jim's mic?!?!? Abandon ship!!! Season's over!!!
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Did that anthem sound off to anyone else?
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Fuick yeah!!!! hell fucking yeah. **** the yeahs ******* with hell dicks and fire sticks. Blues hold a tune but we burn fucking burn. forever
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Gustav Forsling, I like.
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Hydropaniks!
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PANIK AT THE MOTHER FUCKING DlSCO
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Everyone Panic, Mathews scores a hattrick In debut. . Also everyone Panik!
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Austin Matthews with a hat trick on his first three shots. At this rate 246 goals this season.
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4 goals for Matthews!
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HIs second goal he beat 5 Flames and the goalie all by himself. It was like Crosby with the demon Kane possessing his soul. He straight tooled an entire team while his team changed shifts. The term undressed them comes to mind. Puts 4 in his debut? WTF?
Team USA needs to build an epic line around Mathews-Kane as a start to completely retooling the team strategy.
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Woulda been nice to have Matthews at the World Cup
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The Hawks should get some more shots on goal, I think.
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Could we just play the whole 3rd 5 on 3?