IHN Invasion of the Bristol Renaissance Faire Aug. 18th!

[Tater]

So theres alot of booze here? If im promised alot of booze and women, I will consider it.

Booze, boobs? Hmmmm.....Sounds like a "can't miss".

 

[TSD]

Booze, boobs? Hmmmm.....Sounds like a "can't miss".

Its the same thing I said to the occupy movement, but then they called me a male chauvinist. So I said NAY, i will not be supporting your movement, I'll show up and support anything if there is booze and broads.





Let that be known, since i don't care about who wins the presidential election in 2012, you can freely buy my vote with alcohol and or marijuana and a lay.

 

[bri]

Its the same thing I said to the occupy movement, but then they called me a male chauvinist. So I said NAY, i will not be supporting your movement, I'll show up and support anything if there is booze and broads.





Let that be known, since i don't care about who wins the presidential election in 2012, you can freely buy my vote with alcohol and or marijuana and a lay.

I don't know why, but I have never thought of you as a pot smoker.

 

[CLWolf81]

If anyones doing a from/to Chicago drive that day, I'd be down more than likely to help cover for some of the gas. I've always wanted to go.

 

[R K]

It does sometimes, but then I wipe my chest.

Could you shave first please?

 

[R K]

Yes, lots of booze. Lotsa cleavage.



And taking a queue from your name, there may also be some fellas in some tights.

Wrong in so many ways!

 

[bri]

I'd have to go as a strumpet or something so I'd have an excuse to lift my skirt to cool off.





On another note what kind of foods do they have? Turkey legs do not appeal to me.

 

[sth]

I'd have to go as a strumpet or something so I'd have an excuse to lift my skirt to cool off.





On another note what kind of foods do they have? Turkey legs do not appeal to me.

I may have to fly out for this thing. Are you guaranteeing that you will lift your skirt up? Add that to all the cleavage how could I refuse.

 

[LaurenNMU]

they have a lot of different things. Pizza, soup in a bread bowl, cheese fritters(so good), corn, butterfly potatoes, crepes, tempura, fries, chicken etc etc

 

[Rex]

The Beasts sent me an invite, but alas, I won't be able to make it this year (which is a shame, because every year I want to come to the damn Ren Faire!)

 

[jakobeast]

The Beasts sent me an invite, but alas, I won't be able to make it this year (which is a shame, because every year I want to come to the damn Ren Faire!)

You know my house is always open for you.

 

[bri]

they have a lot of different things. Pizza, soup in a bread bowl, cheese fritters(so good), corn, butterfly potatoes, crepes, tempura, fries, chicken etc etc

I was afraid they just served authentic period foods like 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie.

 

[Rex]

You know my house is always open for you.

Likewise, And I really appreciate it, I always do.



tell the wife to get a passport!

 

[jakobeast]

Likewise, And I really appreciate it, I always do.



tell the wife to get a passport!

She really should. That way when we go through border control and they ask the reason for our visit, she can say "Visitation of Rex you RCMP reject".

 

[Lampshade_gurl]

I like the Sassafras, Ice Cream Crepes, pickle on a stick n Teriyaki.....mmmmm......YUMMY!

 

[Rex]

She really should. That way when we go through border control and they ask the reason for our visit, she can say "Visitation of Rex you RCMP reject".

lol and they will be like "Oh you're going to see Rex? You might need some directions, eh. He lives up here"

 

[Maiden]

So will you and your fair maiden be in costume?

I only have eyes for Jako...................

 

[R K]

I only have eyes for Jako...................

That's not the story IHF tells.

 

[bookjones]

I like the Sassafras, Ice Cream Crepes, pickle on a stick n Teriyaki.....mmmmm......YUMMY!

It's always the nom nom nom with you isn't it young lady?

 

[jakobeast]

lol and they will be like "Oh you're going to see Rex? You might need some directions, eh. He lives up here"

"AND DON'T ALL OUR POUTINE, YOU FAT BASTARD!"