I'll just leave this here....

[nvanprooyen]

Hey, do I have to go to Narnia first or can I skip that? I don't have to visit Hogwarts, do I? What about Oz?

I'm gonna save this one.

 

[Monk]

Dear WCL,

I apologize for trolling you. I want you to know that I love you, but sometimes I can't help myself. My OP in this thread was to mess with nvan more than anything. I could have made that know after your post but I saw an opportunity and I ran with it.

My bad,

M

 

[nvanprooyen]

A person who brags about their supposed penis size is more than likely a whore, or they really want to be.

 

[WCL]

I think we've hit on the problem here—Monk hates his life. He sees people his age actually enjoying themselves, and it pisses him off.

You see, he's not allowed to have fun, because he follows the teachings of an imaginary character from an old-timey book.

His version of fun is, "Hey honey, guess what we're going to do this Saturday? Make the potato salad for the Sunday potluck... wait for it... together!!! Isn't that great? I love you and Jesus! We're so crazy!"

And he knows his life is bullshit. That's why he read a study about people his age fucking and got pissed off about it. He really wants to be out enjoying himself, but he can't because he's dedicated his life to a folly.

 

[Monk]

I think I broke WCL. That was easy.

 

[WCL]

I think I broke WCL. That was easy.

You're still pretending that you were "trolling." That's cute.

Say, do you have to **** through a hole in a sheet, or do you consider yourself modern?

 

[nvanprooyen]

[video=youtube;U_eZmEiyTo0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_eZmEiyTo0[/video]

 

[WCL]

[video=youtube;U_eZmEiyTo0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_eZmEiyTo0[/video]

You can take your nerd movie somewhere else, Nvan. This is between me and Captain Jesusfucker.

 

[Monk]

So clearly I can't choose the wine in front of me.

 

[Monk]

You're still pretending that you were "trolling." That's cute.

Say, do you have to **** through a hole in a sheet, or do you consider yourself modern?

I used the word whoredome several times. Don't be double mad that you got powned.

 

[WCL]

I used the word whoredome several times. Don't be double mad that you got powned.

There was no trolling. You were making an honest representation of your belief system. That's why everything looked like it was written by a psycho.

 

[Monk]

There was no trolling. You were making an honest representation of your belief system. That's why everything looked like it was written by a psycho.

I was exposing your bigotry. Quite successfully I might add.

 

[WCL]

Don't pretend like you kidding when you said this:

I don't care what is "Christian". You said Christ-like. And I didn't call anyone a whore. That implies that that's what they are as a person. I said stop being whores. That means at anytime, they can turn away from whoredome and become a new creation. Like when Jesus said, "Go and sin no more". Same thing.

You wrote some dumb shit, and someone called you on it. Now, you're pretending that you were kidding in order to save face.

 

[Monk]

Don't pretend like you kidding when you said this:



You wrote some dumb shit, and someone called you on it. Now, you're pretending that you were kidding in order to save face.

If you can't tell that was heavily on the sarcasm, I really can't help you. Did someone claiming to be Christian beat you up as a kid or something?

 

[Monk]

I think we've hit the problem here-WCL hates christians. Maybe because of something in his past. But it is a deep hatred that was just waiting to leap out at a moments notice.

 

[Monk]

I also like how nvan never quotes or thanks my posts. Its like he's scared he'll get smarter.

There's nothing on tv and I'm really bored.

 

[WCL]

If you can't tell that was heavily on the sarcasm, I really can't help you. Did someone claiming to be Christian beat you up as a kid or something?

It wasn't sarcasm. That's your belief system. It was an honest representation of what you believe in.

And now you've gone from "I really believe this" to "I was just trolling" to "I was trying to expose your bigotry."

The guy who believes in slavery and does't believe that woman should be allowed to speak in church is accusing someone of bigotry. Let that sink in.

 

[SilenceS]

:howdid:

 

[WCL]

I also like how nvan never quotes or thanks my posts. Its like he's scared he'll get smarter.

There's nothing on tv and I'm really bored.

Duck Dynasty not on, tonight?

 

[Monk]

It wasn't sarcasm. That's your belief system. It was an honest representation of what you believe in.

And now you've gone from "I really believe this" to "I was just trolling" to "I was trying to expose your bigotry."

The guy who believes in slavery and does't believe that woman should be allowed to speak in church is accusing someone of bigotry. Let that sink in.

If you don't believe in slavery, you really are stupid. It did, and still does, actually occur.