I'm in the friendzone with every girl I talk to

[Deng Defense Force]

Quit being ugly.

Yarrr, I'm not attractive.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnkGA1qx6a8]Not Attractive.3gp - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Axl Rose]

maybe because you got a vienna sized penis

 

[MSOADE54]

maybe because you got a vienna sized penis

Spoiler

<3

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

Way to use the obvious joke ******.

This censorship stuff is garbage. Something needs to be changed.

lol shut the **** up..this shit aint that censored

 

[85Bears4life]

But it's a vienna sausage. If he whips it out, the chick's dog might eat it.

:andruw:

 

[zack54attack]

Be a douchebag... Girls love douchebags.

 

[beardown28]

I found that putting your balls in their face always works.

 

[Uman85]

I found that putting your balls in their face always works.

I think that would only worsen the situation. With a dick the size of a vienna sausage, how "big" do you think his nuts would be?

 

[JosMin]

I think that would only worsen the situation. With a dick the size of a vienna sausage, how "big" do you think his nuts would be?

Huge. Huge balls.


You know, I've always wondered why chicks don't get excited about a guy with huge balls? Balls are awesome.

 

[MSOADE54]

Be a douchebag... Girls love douchebags.

So fucking true, and it is sad... women are fucking crazy man :shot:

 

[Uman85]

So fucking true, and it is sad... girls are fucking stupid man :shot:

Fixed. Girls are stupid and immature. When they grow up and become women, they quit with all the games and drama, but they're still impossible to figure out. :lol:

 

[MSOADE54]

Fixed. Girls are stupid and immature. When they grow up and become women, they quit with all the games and drama, but they're still impossible to figure out. :lol:

This is the simplest way of looking at it... it is sad

 

[X]

you should probably try for men.

 

[Capt. Serious]

or better yet get yourself a better user name & avy.

 

[Capt. Serious]

you should probably try for men.

like fisch or Uman. :thinking:

Spoiler

 

[Popinski Soda]

three words my firend

wip it out

This is gonna be your best bet. Make sure to say, "What are we gonna do about this?" though when doing so or else it loses most of its charm.

you should probably try for men.

:yep:

^ Overated.

 

[Deng Defense Force]

But it's a vienna sausage. If he whips it out, the chick's dog might eat it.

Or cat.

 

[cubsneedmiracle]

or better yet get yourself a better user name & avy.

:rolling: :crazydance: :andruw:

 

[WindyCity7]

exactly wip it out & say




SO can YOU handle THIS (while nodding toward your jr) situation