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I drink craft beers a lot to help with my epilepsy.
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And you got your ass handed to you to boot.
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Damn. First we came here and took the white mans jobs, now we take their internet space. When will it end?!
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Just one of those nights. The whole clan can't get together as much as we used too, but when we do...
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I fingered a stripper, does that count?
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I fingered a stripper at a bar in Baltimore on Christmas Eve one year, one of the low points in my life. I wiped my fingers on the bar and haven't looked back since.
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I fingered her, put my fingers in her mouth, then went to the bathroom and used all the soap on my hands.
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Looks like I have some top douchebag competition here. This message board is going to be a challenge.
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Have you introduced her to milk thing yet?
0.5 times.
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Call me not a man but I'll never go to the strip club. I ain't gonna pay chicks to maybe give me a handjob. **** that
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You're missing out bro. Drinks are cheap, and you don't have to get dances. But where we went wasn't exactly a strip club per se, it's a bar with strippers. I'm still not sure how it's legal.
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You are not missing out on much.
Last time I went was well over a year ago with some buddies. They were all into the strippers at Club 390 or wherever we were. Some people we knew had a table and all that garbage.
Everyone was pissed at me because I ended up for most of the night just drinking coffee and hanging out with the old bouncer/manager. Man, the stories he had!!! He used to own a high end strip joint in the city back in the 70s/80s and had all kindsa cool stories bout celebs and crazy shit that happened back in the day. So cool hearing that stuff. I was more interested in what he had for storires than any lame ass shit that I would have to pay for with some 5 dime sloots.
Hope that old bouncer guy is doing okay for himself. Nice dude!
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Id drink a lot too if living on stolen land bothered me as much as it bothers you
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You should bounce, bro!
Most of the cool ones wear sun glasses anyways so the lights in the club shouldn't bother you too much.
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If the fucking rep system worked I would be clicking your american star right now bruh.