Is Elisabeth Moss attractive?

[JimAKABlkhwks918]

I gave her a 5 which I think is fair. Now, keep in mind this is an Iowa 5. She would be like a California soft 2.

Although my sample size was small, on the trip I took last week to Iowa, it seemed that there was a local law that every 5th female was an attractive blonde with long straight hair and an amazing ass. West Des Moines was unbelievable.

 

[Ares]

Dammit! I've outed myself. I don't own a farm, but I live across a dirt road from one...does that count? I once went to Toronto to see a Hawks game, three months after 9/11 and got into Canada with just my drivers license because I'm a dumbass who didn't check that travel requirements had changed; James Bond like globetrotting?
I don't own a Porsche, but I once built a 1/24 scale 911.
I've had a multitude of women who are tens in my lifetime.... completely and utterly reject my advances, often with a look of disgust, and at times ready to pull out pepper spray and shout, "No means no!!!" after I said "Hi, what's your name?"

Deck Special Exports?

Nope, yer outta here, peasant!

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Although my sample size was small, on the trip I took last week to Iowa, it seemed that there was a local law that every 5th female was an attractive blonde with long straight hair and an amazing ass. West Des Moines was unbelievable.

Yes, West Des Moines is a god damn gold mine. That is not a representation of the entire state though lol.

 

[MDB111™]

As I age, my standards get lower

 

[Hawkeye OG]

As I age, my standards get lower

As I approach my 30s, I find moms increasingly attractive. It's weird.

 

[JimAKABlkhwks918]

Nope, yer outta here, peasant!

 

[Hbkrusso]

Everyone on CCS is a millionaire playboy whomst only fucks tens.... right in the ass.

Idk if you slipped thru the cracks?

Minimum net worth to join this site is 5 Million, and you should have provided proof of both your globetrotting employment and pictures of you fucking a minimum of three distinct tens.

@zack54attack can we get this guy out of here?

I woulda fit this profile except for the ass fucking idgaf if its the hottest ***** on the planet i dont want her poop anywhere near my meathammer boyos
Just say no too poopdick

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

I woulda fit this profile except for the ass fucking idgaf if its the hottest ***** on the planet i dont want her poop anywhere near my meathammer boyos
Just say no too poopdick

Others may find it a ripe opportunity for lima bean reclamation.

 

[Hbkrusso]

Others may find it a ripe opportunity for lima bean reclamation.

Anyone who would dip their dick in a poopshoot would suck a dick

 

[Hbkrusso]

just sayin

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Anyone who would dip their dick in a poopshoot would suck a dick

@-Cago34-

 

[Hbkrusso]

@-Cago34-

Lmao stawp it

 

[Hbkrusso]

Having taken time too step back and think about my words i would like to take this time to apologize too the entire poopdick and dicksucker populations i ment no disrespect and hope my words didnt hurt any poopdicks or dick suckers feelings
God bless America Hbk out

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Having taken time too step back and think about my words i would like to take this time to apologize too the entire poopdick and dicksucker populations i ment no disrespect and hope my words didnt hurt any poopdicks or dick suckers feelings
God bless America Hbk out

Says the brick layer in mining country.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

As I approach my 30s, I find moms increasingly attractive. It's weird.

Just wait till you hit your 40's and you find out that MILF is actually a GILF.