LanceStone
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title, my fragile butterflies
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title, my fragile butterflies
ITT: Post some good advice that helps a marriage last
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You lose.
She's right.
Sex isn't everything.
Don't go to bed angry.
She's still right.
Fix shit.
Do chores without being asked.
You lose again.
Buy a dog.
Learn to enjoy HGTV.
Remember romance.
Yup, she just won again.
Find a hobby (to get you in the basement/garage).
When it comes to interior design, put up a small fight, but let her win. In two weeks, she'll be satisfied that she 'won', and you won't give a shit what type of mirror is on the wall in the hallway.
You just lost.
Buy some flowers.
Good Luck.
She's right.
Sex isn't everything.
Don't go to bed angry.
She's still right.
Fix shit.
Do chores without being asked.
You lose again.
Buy a dog.
Learn to enjoy HGTV.
Remember romance.
Yup, she just won again.
Find a hobby (to get you in the basement/garage).
When it comes to interior design, put up a small fight, but let her win. In two weeks, she'll be satisfied that she 'won', and you won't give a shit what type of mirror is on the wall in the hallway.
You just lost.
Buy some flowers.
Good Luck.
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My wife is my best friend. Be open and share everything. We hit 32 years this week.
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Have the same taste in women.
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Only tell them to make you a sandwich once a day
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Why not stay single and buy a dog?...in the long run it's less complicated and certainly less expensive.
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I'm personally never going to get married.
But I feel like the only way a marriage could last and be happy is if both partners trust each other and if they don't hide things from each other. You also always have to be willing to try something new. You don't want to get bored of each other.
But I feel like the only way a marriage could last and be happy is if both partners trust each other and if they don't hide things from each other. You also always have to be willing to try something new. You don't want to get bored of each other.
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Tell her you'll take care of the kids while she folds laundry. Then tell her you'll take care of them while she goes shopping. Then tell her you'll take care of them while she cleans up. Then go find the kids before she's finished so it looks like you were really taking care of them.
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Don't get a divorce.
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Go for that balloon knot -- Every. Single. Day.
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Why not stay single and buy a dog?...in the long run it's less complicated and certainly less expensive.
Ever try to make children with a dog?
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As a matter of fact, he has.
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I snotted beer out my nose when I saw that.
Nicely done sir.
Nicely done sir.
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don't look up porn on your wife's ipad
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Never trust people that give you advice. They likely have an agenda that may or may not include your best interests.
In fact, anybody that ever "asks" for advice probably has another agenda that may, or may not, make you look like an asshole right after you tell them what they should do.
What's your real issue here? :smh:
In fact, anybody that ever "asks" for advice probably has another agenda that may, or may not, make you look like an asshole right after you tell them what they should do.
What's your real issue here? :smh:
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sorry, I don't trust your advice
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I don't give "advice."
However; when properly induced, I might offer truisms and personal life lessons.
(some life lessons may differ; all rights reserved)
However; when properly induced, I might offer truisms and personal life lessons.
(some life lessons may differ; all rights reserved)