ITT: Post some good advice that helps a marriage last

[LanceStone]

Never trust people that give you advice. They likely have an agenda that may or may not include your best interests.


In fact, anybody that ever "asks" for advice probably has another agenda that may, or may not, make you look like an asshole right after you tell them what they should do.

What's your real issue here? :smh:

No issue. Hell, I'm not even close to getting married

:marshmallow:

 

[KittiesKorner]

I don't give "advice."

However; when properly induced, I might offer truisms and personal life lessons.



(some life lessons may differ; all rights reserved)

you're kind of like wilford brimley in those diabeetus commercials

it will be 6 years for us in October. Although I'm in the doghouse right now because I want to give our cat a course of steroids for asthma and my wife doesn't.

 

[LanceStone]

 

[Sunbiz1]

Ever try to make children with a dog?

I'll assume insult on this one:

Have you...*****?.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Apropos of nothing

 

[Sunbiz1]

Apropos of nothing

Here's some good advice, go blank yourself.

You live here.

 

[KittiesKorner]

is that some 1970's lingo I'm unaware of? and sorry, I have no use for advice from single, unemployed, old queens.

I'm printing out all your threats, by the way. Then again, you probably enjoy prison.

 

[HeHateMe]

Married 8 years. My wife forgot our anniversary this year until she got an email from my grandmother congratulating us. She called me up laughing about us not making plans for an anniversary date. I felt like such a lucky asshole because i didnt make any plans for an anniversary date night. Guess we got it pretty good.

 

[HeHateMe]

Here's some good advice, go blank yourself.

You live here.

Hey sunbiz, the jerk store called...

 

[Stapler]

I've only been with my first wife for a few decades now so I really don't know shit about marriage.

However, with that said; anything you think is new/different/special about your marriage has already happened a thousand times over. Your marriage isn't special or different in any way, shape or form.

Take some solice in that fact first and foremost, and then decide what to do about the latest "issue/problem" accordingly.

 

[HeHateMe]

I've only been with my first wife for a few decades now so I really don't know shit about marriage.

However, with that said; anything you think is new/different/special about your marriage has already happened a thousand times over. Your marriage isn't special or different in any way, shape or form.

Take some solice in that fact first and foremost, and then decide what to do about the latest "issue/problem" accordingly.

My marriage is special.