Ja Morant says he’d ‘cook’ Michael Jordan

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Can Ja handle this style of play . . .

nope
An injured Pippen being dragged off the court by the ref while play continues is some true old school basketball.
 

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Ja can't even cook a steak based on the looks of him. Scrawny ass.
Thing is, he will never have to cook anything ever again if he doesn’t want to

Bulls just couldn’t get a ping pong to bounce their way in that draft. Imagine if they had been 5 spots higher and gotten to draft Ja instead of coby
 

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Jordan is 60, I still feel like he get in shape just to prove him wrong. I know I'm wrong but I'd lol.
 

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wait! Ja is only listed at 6'2 ??!!?? and 175???

vs

6'6 Jordan? 190 pound or so in his prime days?

it's good to have confidence but . . .
 

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Iverson crossed over MJ back in the day and he was barely 6 feet (most likely shorter than that) so ?‍♂️ .
 

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Iverson crossed over MJ back in the day and he was barely 6 feet (most likely shorter than that) so ?‍♂️ .
Ja would def score on Jordan. I just dont know if he could ever stop Jordan.

Also, AI is probably the greatest NBA player 6 foot or shorter.
 

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wait! Ja is only listed at 6'2 ??!!?? and 175???

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6'6 Jordan? 190 pound or so in his prime days?

it's good to have confidence but . . .

So does Shaq dominate Jordan 1v1, since its just a size thing?
 

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lol man Shaq showing some handles and a little jumper to boot
Shaq had it all when he was in shape Shaq.

He would drops 6 dimes a game in todays league. Think about the in and out game. He would be Jokic in the post.
 

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I'm hearing Ja Morant wants a piece of Magic Johnson.

A big fucking piece.

In three years when Magic is eligible for Medicare.
 

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