I hate James with bright white intensity of 100000000000 suns.
Why?
Let me run it down. And no I'm not trivializing the game of basketball because it's one of the most important things in my life.
And quick note - don't make me laugh about "James' big so refs sometimes don't call fouls, just like Dwight"
Dwight is in foul trouble in almost every game. And REMEMBER - if Orlando gets to play with Cavs, rest assured - refs will deal with Howard very easily.
I can bet my ass of he'll have 3-4 fouls before halftime in every game. We know how pathetic James is against him, he doesn't come anywhere near the hoop when Dwight's in the lane.
On to James.
- he has a horrible looking shot
- he walks like a duck
- he's fraudulent
- he talks like a ******
- falsely humble
- potato head
- dubbed "King" - why? King of what?
- pay per view fukking HIGH SCHOOL games? He's Nike's project.
- 24 Hours Of LeBron on NBA.com? For fuckin WHAT reason? Why did he deserve 24 hours of program on NBA.fucking.com?
- horrific shoes
- looks like a failed steroid-soldier experiment, nothing like basketball athlete, him and Oden look like 35 year olds...
- receding hairline covered with ridiculously tilted 4" wide headband, no one on this planet is wearing it like he does
- 2-18 in playoffs, knocked off 50 year old record
- publicly said that his goal is to become a billionaire...if you don't see anything wrong with that than there's no helping you also...
but that's SUBJECTIVE opinion
My OBJECTIVE reasons?
- habitual travels, no one in the league commits more traveling violations than him
- dumbs down kids, he even travels in Nike commercial, shits not even funny
- shamelessly protected by the refs - gets away with travels
- shamelessly protected by the refs - NEVER gets called for offensive fouls
- shamelessly protected by the refs - 1.7 fouls per game, 270+ pounds constant slasher + runner up for DPOY...1.7 fouls? OK.
- he's not exactly bright, rather dumb. why? Crab dribble incident. LeBron has the nerve to 1. complain to the refs about such a valid call (including a re-enactment to the ref during the game - where was the tech!?),
2. claim that even after he had seen the tape in the locker room that it was still not a travel and then
3. be so bold as to go in front of the media and ***** about it knowing full well that he has won entire playoffs series on no-calls from the same move.
Quite pathetic.
and finally
- lies about his weight
He looks like a freaking lab project, I'm 110% sure he's juiced, HGH and all that, yet he publicly mocks everyone saying "I'm 260".
Rookie LeCrab listed 240 lbs
LeCrab now, listed 250 lbs.
So - that's a 10 pounds gain? On the Moon maybe. Gimme a break.
Quote from CNNSI;
That James has gained weight is as much a mystery to him as anyone else. He doesn't gulp protein shakes or pound down extra carbs, instead eating three square meals (such as oatmeal, chicken, salmon) prepared by his chef, with the occasional candy snack in between. "It's kind of crazy," James says. "My body's, like, reversed."
Get the **** outta here. "Mystery"? Gimme a break.
And if anyone here goes to the gym, next time you ask your coach, how to gain at least 30 or 40 pounds - because that's AT LEAST the difference between those 2 pics of him being a rookie and being a LeRoid now - ask your coach how to do it playing 82 games a season, flying every other day, weight lifting daily and team training also.
How the **** you bulk up when you're active like that and, quote "He doesn't gulp protein shakes or pound down extra carbs" or THREE FUCKING MEALS A DAY.
When you're a regular wannabe gym-jock like I am, you HAVE to eat 5 times a day PLUS at least one protein supplement right after the workout.
This guy is the worst thing I've seen happenning to NBA and I can't stand him and never will, not in a million years.
I wish they expose him and he becomes some regular crack dealer in Akron along with his "friend" Jay-Z that obviously is going trough some serious mid-life crisis shit and hangs out with kids.
Or maybe not. I wouldn't be surprised if LeBron is actually 30 years old and his real name Stu Smith, but changed to LeBron James for marketing purposes.