Jedi are evil

[Aesopian]

[video=youtube_share;nUrWyPJqeSk]https://youtu.be/nUrWyPJqeSk[/video]

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

After the last Jedi most people don’t give a flying **** anymore it’s ruined!!

 

[Penny Traitor]

After the last Jedi most people don’t give a flying **** anymore it’s ruined!!

'The Last Jedi' was the best movie in the series since 'Empire Strikes Back'. It is a pity none of you Ewok loving dorkchops can appreciate it.

 

[Houston]

The Last Jedi had some of the worst writing I've ever seen in a movie.

 

[Ares]

'The Last Jedi' was the best movie in the series since 'Empire Strikes Back'. It is a pity none of you Ewok loving dorkchops can appreciate it.

I hope you're trolling Vu.... Last Jedi was really bad.

And I am the kinda geek who will watch and like movies that don't get half a chance from most people.

Luke going out like a little ***** hiding on his island.... what a shameful way to write off such a good protagonist.

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

Trolling or a crackhead mod

 

[Penny Traitor]

Trolling or a crackhead mod

I put down the pipe just for Rush thank you very much.

Yeah...kinda trolling. Only cause I was not around for the CCS version of that debate and saw my chance.

It was not really that good and shared a lot of flaws that all the Star Wars movies share (shit writing/bad actors), but I still liked it. It genuinely surprised me a few times and I enjoyed the heavy use of Henson's Muppetry rather than overuse of CGI characters.

(Strike the "blue milk" scene)

I don't get the hate.

 

[Penny Traitor]

Luke going out like a little ***** hiding on his island.... what a shameful way to write off such a good protagonist.

Wait...I get the hate.

It really was the most unexpected place to go with it, but I dug the self-loathing Old Man Skywalker. Finally got smart enough to realise it was all bullshit and became even more salty than Old Man Kenobi.

But I get that was not a popular road.

 

[Ares]

I put down the pipe just for Rush thank you very much.

Yeah...kinda trolling. Only cause I was not around for the CCS version of that debate and saw my chance.

It was not really that good and shared a lot of flaws that all the Star Wars movies share (shit writing/bad actors), but I still liked it. It genuinely surprised me a few times and I enjoyed the heavy use of Henson's Muppetry rather than overuse of CGI characters.

(Strike the "blue milk" scene)

I don't get the hate.

1. They just keep retreading story

2. Old Luke was unrecognizable
- Emo coward hiding on an island
- One incident with a kid turning to the dark side destroyed him? He knows how it corrupts, he saw it 1st hand.
- In the end he chooses to not face the evil he helped bring about and died like a pussy

3. Leia surviving being spaced and flying or w/e the fuk that was

If it was just a retread and Luke actually showed up and fought, but then gave himself up, I would have found it shitty.

But they managed to take the concept of retreading Vader vs Obi-Wan and make it a way to shit on Luke and then kill him.

"But Ares, he used his extraordinary powers to astro-project"

Ah yes so he had an insane level of power, but when called upon to help, he chose to hide.... which forced him to astro-project because he pussied out like an emo little ***** when he should have stepped up.... yeah that makes it better.

This is why I throw hate at it.... it was horrific.

 

[delbjork1937]

2. Old Luke was unrecognizable
- Emo coward hiding on an island
- One incident with a kid turning to the dark side destroyed him? He knows how it corrupts, he saw it 1st hand.
- In the end he chooses to not face the evil he helped bring about and died like a pussy

Lol hehehe

 

[delbjork1937]

Yeah, I was pissed about Luke dying. All we have now is a whiny bastard kid of Solo's who can't even beat a girl who took a beginner crash course in the force

 

[Houston]

Wait...I get the hate.

It really was the most unexpected place to go with it, but I dug the self-loathing Old Man Skywalker. Finally got smart enough to realise it was all bullshit and became even more salty than Old Man Kenobi.

But I get that was not a popular road.

Some of us have a hard time believing that Luke would for one second, consider striking down Princess Leia's and Han Solo's son lol.

There was 3 storylines:

Rey/Luke
Finn/Rose
Poe/Holdo

and they all sucked.

The only chance this movie had to salvage and do something interesting was to have Rey accept Kylo Ren's offer. Would they stay with the first order? Would they run it to the ground? Would they run away? Would they be good? Would they be bad? Would they create something in the middle? Not only would it be something to consider and keep audiences waiting to see, but it would actually be aligned with what the film was preaching up to that point.

Instead she decides not to. Luke spent all that time talking about how the Jedi needed to end, and Rey rejected it. As did Luke himself, later.
So if you were one of those people who was on board with Luke's silly message and new way of life, by the end of the movie you would feel betrayed. And if you were in the vast majority who thought what Luke was saying was stupid, in the end when Luke changed his mind, you'd feel as if everything leading up to that point was wasted time. What was the point of all of it if the movie wasn't going to commit?
At the end of the movie everything is back to normal. The good guys are good, and Kylo Ren is back to being an raging bad guy. What was the whole philosophy discussion for?

Also, can I say that Rose, a girl we don't know, gets more time mourning her sister, a character that had 1 minute of screen time, than Luke gets to mourn Han Solo.

I could go on and on about this movie, so I'll stop here before I really start.

 

[Penny Traitor]

Ah yes so he had an insane level of power, but when called upon to help, he chose to hide.... which forced him to astro-project because he pussied out like an emo little ***** when he should have stepped up.... yeah that makes it better.

It doesn't make anything better. I think Luke was just too much of a coward to off himself long before that moment and this gave him some sort of justification.

It was not really heroics...as much as it was an old man tossing in the towel. It made the most pivotal character to the original trilogy completely irrelevant in one third of one movie. The method was harsh, but it needed to be done to keep the storyline from drowning in nostalgia. Unfortunately, the idea backlashed so badly...instead of moving forward...Disney is probably going to go into damage control.

EDIT: The "Leia in Space" bit was probably the worst five minutes of the franchise...I will give you that.

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

I don’t get how Disney did marvel perfectly and just turned Star Wars into an abomination just a little better then the garbage dc movies are

 

[delbjork1937]

And as you know..why the hell in the future do you need robots who get lost and you have to track down, carrying info? What? You can't send an email or text a link? Everyone travels at the speed of light but lives on farms off the grid?

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

My biggest problem with the last two movies is there is no one worthy of a Vader for the villain. One of the reasons Star Wars is so popular is Vader. Maybe the #1 reason. He's the best villain of all time. He's in Rogue One for all of 5 minutes and people shit their pants over it they were so excited.

Now we have this emo pussy Kylo Ren who just doesn't cut it. His character actually looks great with the mask on but the minute they decided to take his mask off they fucked up the whole thing. And Snoke..... what is that?

 

[Briggs is GOAT]

1. They just keep retreading story

2. Old Luke was unrecognizable
- Emo coward hiding on an island
- One incident with a kid turning to the dark side destroyed him? He knows how it corrupts, he saw it 1st hand.
- In the end he chooses to not face the evil he helped bring about and died like a pussy

3. Leia surviving being spaced and flying or w/e the fuk that was

If it was just a retread and Luke actually showed up and fought, but then gave himself up, I would have found it shitty.

But they managed to take the concept of retreading Vader vs Obi-Wan and make it a way to shit on Luke and then kill him.

"But Ares, he used his extraordinary powers to astro-project"

Ah yes so he had an insane level of power, but when called upon to help, he chose to hide.... which forced him to astro-project because he pussied out like an emo little ***** when he should have stepped up.... yeah that makes it better.

This is why I throw hate at it.... it was horrific.

Luke in the last jedi is the biggest pussy in movie and real world history.

A true emo *****.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

[video=youtube;wxL8bVJhXCM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxL8bVJhXCM[/video]

How to fix Star Wars? Just add more scenes like this.

 

[Houston]

And as you know..why the hell in the future do you need robots who get lost and you have to track down, carrying info? What? You can't send an email or text a link? Everyone travels at the speed of light but lives on farms off the grid?

Well it's set a long long time ago, not in the future.

But I've seen someone mention how apparently there are no photos in the Star Wars universe. Rey had never seen Luke, Han Solo, or the Millennium Falcon before, Poe had never seen Holdo, and Rose had never seen Finn, despite being a fan of his.

My biggest problem with the last two movies is there is no one worthy of a Vader for the villain. One of the reasons Star Wars is so popular is Vader. Maybe the #1 reason. He's the best villain of all time. He's in Rogue One for all of 5 minutes and people shit their pants over it they were so excited.

Now we have this emo pussy Kylo Ren who just doesn't cut it. His character actually looks great with the mask on but the minute they decided to take his mask off they fucked up the whole thing. And Snoke..... what is that?

Well in the original trilogy, the bad guys are cool, calm and collected. Which made them seem more cold and calculating.

In this, you have Kylo Ren throwing emo fits every other scene which makes you not take him seriously. Also, another thing about this movie...the red head bad guy wasn't impressive in the first film but he was at least serviceable. In this movie they literally make a joke out of him. Why?
Who is supposed to be menacing going forward? The red head is now a joke and Kylo Ren has been bested by Rey twice now. With Snoke gone, what does Rey or the audience have to fear?

 

[delbjork1937]

[video=youtube;wxL8bVJhXCM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxL8bVJhXCM[/video]

How to fix Star Wars? Just add more scenes like this.

yeah but Darth and his men were standing outside the ship too ,in that lol