Jedi are evil

[Chief Walking Stick]

Lmao star trak is dumb

 

[Aesopian]

And as you know..why the hell in the future do you need robots who get lost and you have to track down, carrying info? What? You can't send an email or text a link? Everyone travels at the speed of light but lives on farms off the grid?

Its not the future it's a long long time ago according to the opening credits.

 

[Slim Cognito]

LMFAO.​

At first I summarily dismissed this thread upon viewing. "Surely no one will comment on a link to some nerdy video, with absolutely no commentary provided," I thought.

Imagine my surprise when—get this—PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY DISCUSSING NERD WARS.

I mean, you literally can't make this stuff up. A film series that was literally released hundreds of years ago, and people are literally still discussing it! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

What is there to literally even discuss? It's just a bunch of nerds shooting lasers at each other! PEW PEW! PEW PEW PEW!


And this is considered entertainment!!!

Enjoy your ****ing nerdy ass outdated film series!

PEW PEW! PEW PEW PEW!

****ing LMAO!!! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[The Boletarian]

'The Last Jedi' was the best movie in the series since 'Empire Strikes Back'. It is a pity none of you Ewok loving dorkchops can appreciate it.

You misspelled Rogue One.

 

[The Boletarian]

3. Leia surviving being spaced and flying or w/e the fuk that was

Take this into consideration when thinking back on that scene.


#1 Leia's not the first force user to ever be spaced and survive.

#2 Leia is able to communicate with Luke in Empire strikes back while he's dangling from an antenna. She's most definitely force sensitive.

#3 In Return of the Jedi Luke even says she has the ability, she just never utilized it in that way until she needed to. Not every force sensitive being is a Jedi or a Sith, remember Yoda claiming Luke was too old to begin training?

#4 There's a reason her son is also extremely powerful with the force and it ain't Han Solo.

 

[The Boletarian]

EDIT: The "Leia in Space" bit was probably the worst five minutes of the franchise...I will give you that.

The worst 5 minutes of the franchise were when teddy bears with sticks and stones beat an entire legion of the galaxies best troops.

 

[Novak]

LMFAO.​

At first I summarily dismissed this thread upon viewing. "Surely no one will comment on a link to some nerdy video, with absolutely no commentary provided," I thought.

Imagine my surprise when—get this—PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY DISCUSSING NERD WARS.

I mean, you literally can't make this stuff up. A film series that was literally released hundreds of years ago, and people are literally still discussing it! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

What is there to literally even discuss? It's just a bunch of nerds shooting lasers at each other! PEW PEW! PEW PEW PEW!


And this is considered entertainment!!!

Enjoy your ****ing nerdy ass outdated film series!

PEW PEW! PEW PEW PEW!

****ing LMAO!!! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

^^^

 

[Burque]

1. They just keep retreading story

2. Old Luke was unrecognizable
- Emo coward hiding on an island
- One incident with a kid turning to the dark side destroyed him? He knows how it corrupts, he saw it 1st hand.
- In the end he chooses to not face the evil he helped bring about and died like a pussy

3. Leia surviving being spaced and flying or w/e the fuk that was

If it was just a retread and Luke actually showed up and fought, but then gave himself up, I would have found it shitty.

But they managed to take the concept of retreading Vader vs Obi-Wan and make it a way to shit on Luke and then kill him.

"But Ares, he used his extraordinary powers to astro-project"

Ah yes so he had an insane level of power, but when called upon to help, he chose to hide.... which forced him to astro-project because he pussied out like an emo little ***** when he should have stepped up.... yeah that makes it better.

This is why I throw hate at it.... it was horrific.

So, are you upset about what they did with Luke's story or not? I'm not clear.

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[Burque]

The worst 5 minutes of the franchise were when teddy bears with sticks and stones beat an entire legion of the galaxies best troops.

It was an example of how the rednecks would beat the US military with their ar15's.


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[delbjork1937]

LMFAO.​

At first I summarily dismissed this thread upon viewing. "Surely no one will comment on a link to some nerdy video, with absolutely no commentary provided," I thought.

Imagine my surprise when—get this—PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY DISCUSSING NERD WARS.

I mean, you literally can't make this stuff up. A film series that was literally released hundreds of years ago, and people are literally still discussing it! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

What is there to literally even discuss? It's just a bunch of nerds shooting lasers at each other! PEW PEW! PEW PEW PEW!


And this is considered entertainment!!!

Enjoy your ****ing nerdy ass outdated film series!

PEW PEW! PEW PEW PEW!

****ing LMAO!!! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

And then there's those nerds that have discussions about young guys they don't know,playing glorified catch, on their tv, like it's important business. At least Star Wars nerds don't say things like "we need to defeat Vader"..like sports fans say "we need to defend the pass better." PEW PEW pew

 

[Ares]

Luke in the last jedi is the biggest pussy in movie and real world history.

A true emo *****.

And honestly, where the **** did that persona come from.

When we last saw Luke in Return of the Jedi, he was an accomplished Jedi and a courageous young man.

Based on the fluff in the Last Jedi he went on to establish a Jedi temple, he became a leader.

At no point was Luke ever an emo little ***** as a teenager put in some shitty situations in the original trilogy.

But with age and mastery of the force, Luke developed the persona of an emo middle school girl who hides in her room and cuts herself because a boy doesn't like her.

And all we have to go on for this wild shift in his persona is that he sensed darkness in Kylo Ren and tried to kill him, which as has been said is a non-believable plot point, and again is simply not in the persona of the Luke who was built in the original trilogy.

The strong adult Jedi version of the young man who willingly went to face off against Vader and The Emperor, alone, suddenly turned into a whiny little ***** who seemingly wanted to kill himself but was too much of a pussy to do it.

If they wanted him to die, they could have just retread episode 4, had him sneaking around a ship with Rey and Fin, and eventually fight Kylo Ren in a hallway and lose the fight.

As shitty as that sounds it would have been a million times better than Last Jedi.