Jokes we need to stop making

[Aesopian]

What are some jokes that make you cringe, annoyed, or just plain angry?

"Hi Hungry I'm Thirsty"

"Can I get you something else? A million dollars."

 

[Ares]

You... now stop posting threads and go do something.

You're turning into the next fisch

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

"That's what she said"

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

I hate when people call you boss or chief. Unless they are saying "sorry chief" in the original Max Smart voice.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

I hate when people call you boss or chief. Unless they are saying "sorry chief" in the original Max Smart voice.

Man I'm right there with you, being called boss is the absolute worst.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

I hate when people call you boss or chief. Unless they are saying "sorry chief" in the original Max Smart voice.

Depends who its coming from. If its a dad wearning jorts, tucked in shirt and white sneakers then it's totally cool. But if it's someone younger then you then they are probably just a ******.

 

[Fatman LOU]

It's Buddy for me man I hate that shit , especially when you dont even know the guy.

''HEY BUDDY "

 

[Dogstar]

"Living the dream"

(When you ask someone how they are doing.)

 

[oober]

"Living the dream"

(When you ask someone how they are doing.)

Ya wanna put a shank in their neck, when I hear that... Otherwise say.. If this is your dream, your fucked!!!

 

[DC]

How's it going?

Good. How are you?

Shit makes me cringe. I stare back and say "The same. Always the same.

 

[AussieBear]

mitch is a franchise qb..duh nexx rodgers..... that shit is old

 

[oober]

mitch is a franchise qb..duh nexx rodgers..... that shit is old

Really just want to bust out full cracker on ya... You have to have better than that...

Anyone that uses "duh", time for a donkey punch.

 

[AussieBear]

Really just want to bust out full cracker on ya... You have to have better than that...

Anyone that uses "duh", time for a donkey punch.

so u is sayn u is a white supremoisticst.. go figure.. duh,,.didnt see dat coming.. duh, ders...

please save duh craka whip... aka duh donkey punch... fer ye ole lady dailys.. "tuna casserole"......!?!!?!!?.....

 

[Hawkeye OG]

How's it going?

Good. How are you?

Shit makes me cringe. I stare back and say "The same. Always the same.

This is a convo I have every single day with someone at work:

"How are you?"

It's *insert day of the week here*

*blank stares*

Every single fucking day

 

[SERE Bear]

"That's what she said"

Nope, sorry. This one is still funny

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Nope, sorry. This one is still funny

Agree, when used at the right time is funny.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Nope, sorry. This one is still funny

It's used far too much.

 

[Ares]

It's used far too much.

That's what she said

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

That's what she said

Not too shabby...I laughed.

 

[ijustposthere]

I hate when people call you boss or chief. Unless they are saying "sorry chief" in the original Max Smart voice.

I love calling people boss for this very reason. Especially my actual boss, because I'm usually just mocking him.

It's Buddy for me man I hate that shit , especially when you dont even know the guy.

''HEY BUDDY "

I had a supervisor that got annoyed because I kept calling him boss. He told me to quit calling him boss and I replied "No problem bud." He just rolled his eyes and walked away.