Jokes we need to stop making

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(When you ask someone how they are doing.)

Let's be honest, do you really want to know how that person is doing when you ask that question? No, you don't, because you're probably asking that to someone you have minimal contact with and are just trying to be nice.
 

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I hate when people say "Everything happens for a reason" or "God has a plan" or "It will all work out in the end" or any variation thereof.
 

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Let's be honest, do you really want to know how that person is doing when you ask that question? No, you don't, because you're probably asking that to someone you have minimal contact with and are just trying to be nice.

The people that like to use the stupid replies are usually the ones that initiate the conversation. If I resort to asking someone how they are doing, it's nothing more than a polite response for being asked the same question. On my own, I rarely offer anything more than a "hello" or "good morning".
 

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The worst joke I've heard recently is that the Bears could somehow get Khalil Mack.....not happening.
 

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The worst joke I've heard recently is that the Bears could somehow get Khalil Mack.....not happening.

Or Allen Robinson do people really think the Jaguars wouln't bring him back.
 

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Is this thread discussing jokes or just sayings that people are sick of hearing? lol
 

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That's what she said
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And people have the gall to call you an idiot on how you talk.

Didn't call him an idiot, merely said the phrase doesn't translate in his preferred dialect very well. *too, Auto correct sucks, but you need to look hard to find something to make out of nothing, grasping at straws.
 

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Didn't call him an idiot, merely said the phrase doesn't translate in his preferred dialect very well. *too, Auto correct sucks, but you need to look hard to find something to make out of nothing, grasping at straws.

hard looks?...

LoL _______ that phrase doesn't translate to well in pig gib.

Actually.. while i be ons it, please fix that entire sentence, k mang... Personally, i be prefer using da very well in dat instanct noodles. also, dis advice be coming from a mang who dont even be know engrish guud.. sad sad
 

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so u is sayn u is a white supremoisticst.. go figure.. duh,,.didnt see dat coming.. duh, ders...

please save duh craka whip... aka duh donkey punch... fer ye ole lady dailys.. "tuna casserole"......!?!!?!!?.....

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No, human supremacist, despise everyone equally...

Have to say... Great reply though!!!!
 

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