DJMoore_is_fat
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I know the majority of posters on here bang 10's and drive Lambo's, but let's be honest for once. List all your material possessions, domestic situation, education, etc. I'll start:
Age: 40
Marital Status: Divorced four times.
Employment: Most recently worked as sub designer for Jimmy John's. Currently on leave. Too preoccupied with my CCS posting career to log 40 hours a week.
Living situation: Share a garden apartment in Des Plaines with Wiskers, my cat, and Geraldo, my Ecuadorian room mate from Craigs List. My mom, Hilda, lives in the two flat above.
Car: 1997 Nissan Sentra with 381K miles.
Education: Diploma from Maine West High School. Finished with 2.1 GPA.
Romantic Life: Currently nailing Nancy, a chick who lives in a halfway down the rode. We met on OKcupid but she lost her access to the internet when her neighbors put a password on their signal. By chance I ran into at 7-11 when we both were filling Coca-Cola Slurpee's. Been riding me like a train ever since.
Favorite material possession: The sick new 22" flat screen I got on Black Friday last year. Had to donate nearly 100 pints of blood to afford. Been watching Maury like a boss ever since.
Alright lets here from you guys.
Age: 40
Marital Status: Divorced four times.
Employment: Most recently worked as sub designer for Jimmy John's. Currently on leave. Too preoccupied with my CCS posting career to log 40 hours a week.
Living situation: Share a garden apartment in Des Plaines with Wiskers, my cat, and Geraldo, my Ecuadorian room mate from Craigs List. My mom, Hilda, lives in the two flat above.
Car: 1997 Nissan Sentra with 381K miles.
Education: Diploma from Maine West High School. Finished with 2.1 GPA.
Romantic Life: Currently nailing Nancy, a chick who lives in a halfway down the rode. We met on OKcupid but she lost her access to the internet when her neighbors put a password on their signal. By chance I ran into at 7-11 when we both were filling Coca-Cola Slurpee's. Been riding me like a train ever since.
Favorite material possession: The sick new 22" flat screen I got on Black Friday last year. Had to donate nearly 100 pints of blood to afford. Been watching Maury like a boss ever since.
Alright lets here from you guys.
