List Your Material Possessions/Domestic Situation/Education

[Urblock]

No way we would let that happen.

 

[DC]

I know the majority of posters on here bang 10's and drive Lambo's, but let's be honest for once. List all your material possessions, domestic situation, education, etc. I'll start:

Age: 40

Marital Status: Divorced four times.

Employment: Most recently worked as sub designer for Jimmy John's. Currently on leave. Too preoccupied with my CCS posting career to log 40 hours a week.

Living situation: Share a garden apartment in Des Plaines with Wiskers, my cat, and Geraldo, my Ecuadorian room mate from Craigs List. My mom, Hilda, lives in the two flat above.

Car: 1997 Nissan Sentra with 381K miles.

Education: Diploma from Maine West High School. Finished with 2.1 GPA.

Romantic Life: Currently nailing Nancy, a chick who lives in a halfway down the rode. We met on OKcupid but she lost her access to the internet when her neighbors put a password on their signal. By chance I ran into at 7-11 when we both were filling Coca-Cola Slurpee's. Been riding me like a train ever since.

Favorite material possession: The sick new 22" flat screen I got on Black Friday last year. Had to donate nearly 100 pints of blood to afford. Been watching Maury like a boss ever since.

Alright lets here from you guys.

TMI, bro. TMI

 

[Hbkrusso]

back to the op I dropped outta school in the third grade to take care of the babies I made with my kindygarden teacher

im a mason I build shit I have a very nice house a nice chunk of land about 6-10 kids hard ta tell theres so many offem their always underfoot and im a binge drinker

 

[Novak]

Probably after Rush, Crystallas, Zack, Scoot26, Clonetrooper264, nvanpooyen, DMelt36, and JosMin retire.

I heard grimbanned is buying CCS off of rush? Is this not true?

 

[Scoot26]

I heard grim is buying CCS off of rush? Is this not true?

I dont know. Ask Rush.

 

[Omeletpants]

I have 10 inches. I think that's all you need to know

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Nah, he's got better things to do.

Like unjustly threaten grimson and hhm?

 

[Omeletpants]

Like unjustly threaten grimson and hhm?

I'm concerned about the constant Mod persecution of HHM. Grimson, not so much.

 

[Urblock]

HHM can take it.

 

[HeHateMe]

HHM can take it.

Until i disappear in the middle of the night never to return. Then who will be able to explain the nuances of gravy and sauce? Do you want that Urblock? Well, do you?

 

[Novak]

If HHM gets banned again, I will be selfbanning until he returns. Don't worry, I will say "Sup??" to BB from all of you when I see him.

 

[number51]

"List Your Material Possession"

A petrified dinosaur penis.

I have never seen a dinosaur that scared.

 

[Popinski Soda]

Please post your address alongside your list of possessions for independent verification.

 

[Omeletpants]

HHM can take it.

No, he can't he is very fragile