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Raskolnikov

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If you aren't careful on this website you will follow a link and soon be married to a phillipino girl who speaks a little english. I just thought we should start a support group for those of us to discuss our marriages, common difficulties, etc.


Anyone here already married to someone they met online from a foreign country? Stories? Recommendation?
 

xer0h0ur

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Seems legit
 

MrsRexGrossman

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My boyfriend and I were at the Blackhawks game a few weeks ago and we sat behind a creepy man and a woman who appeared to be his Russian mail order bride. She looked like she hated the man and he held on to her for dear life the ENTIRE game.
 

xer0h0ur

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Those would be whores honey. Big difference.
 

BaBaBlacksheep

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If you aren't careful on this website you will follow a link and soon be married to a phillipino girl who speaks a little english. I just thought we should start a support group for those of us to discuss our marriages, common difficulties, etc.


Anyone here already married to someone they met online from a foreign country? Stories? Recommendation?

I dated a Phillipino girl once in high school. Hot as all hell except for the hairy nipple thing...
 

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I know a Bear fan who married a Philippino girl while he was serving in the Air Force...After he got out, they moved back to Illinois but soon after she convinced him to move to the Philippines and live with her family...One day, he realized his Visa had run out. He asked his wife about renewing it. She told him that everyone lives in the Philippines without a valid Visa, and not to worry about it. 2 days later the cops came and took him away to a internment camp for Visa violators. He was forced to stay there for 9 months and then he was deported.In the meantime, his wife emptied out all his bank accounts and disappeared. Turns out, she was the one who reported him to the government..
 

xer0h0ur

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Well you said you know what whores looked like. I assumed you were one too. Mah bad.
 

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Shawon0Meter

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So whenever a successful nerdy white guy is with an unemplolyed Asian women we can assume she was paid for....90%, 95% of time...?
 

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I know a Bear fan who married a Philippino girl while he was serving in the Air Force...After he got out, they moved back to Illinois but soon after she convinced him to move to the Philippines and live with her family...One day, he realized his Visa had run out. He asked his wife about renewing it. She told him that everyone lives in the Philippines without a valid Visa, and not to worry about it. 2 days later the cops came and took him away to a internment camp for Visa violators. He was forced to stay there for 9 months and then he was deported.In the meantime, his wife emptied out all his bank accounts and disappeared. Turns out, she was the one who reported him to the government..

sounds like getting married here except they don't even take u to jail they just make ya homeless when the ***** calls. lets not forget she owns yer kids and u can pay to rent them for the next 18 years and when u drive to what used to be your house be sure to be nice to the **** or you end up losin visitation
 

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