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If you aren't careful on this website you will follow a link and soon be married to a phillipino girl who speaks a little english. I just thought we should start a support group for those of us to discuss our marriages, common difficulties, etc.


Anyone here already married to someone they met online from a foreign country? Stories? Recommendation?
Don't knock mail order brides. Probably your best hope to get a woman, if they dont actually meet you first
 

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Don't call me honey.....ever. And I know what a whore looks like, and she wasn't one.

Damn sugar. You don't have to be so salty!

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We're proly going to adopt from the Philippines. I was excited about going until I found out how freakin far it is away. :(
 

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wait, you can buy asian chicks?

Hell yeah you can... deep fried! They are the more authentic chicken nugget. A popular street food in south east asian countries. Because the chicks are so young, the bones are soft enough to ingest

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I know a Bear fan who married a Philippino girl while he was serving in the Air Force...After he got out, they moved back to Illinois but soon after she convinced him to move to the Philippines and live with her family...One day, he realized his Visa had run out. He asked his wife about renewing it. She told him that everyone lives in the Philippines without a valid Visa, and not to worry about it. 2 days later the cops came and took him away to a internment camp for Visa violators. He was forced to stay there for 9 months and then he was deported.In the meantime, his wife emptied out all his bank accounts and disappeared. Turns out, she was the one who reported him to the government..

What the ****! What a fucking prostitute! For real...just at a slower pace and more expensive.

A few of my friends have dated Brazilians over the years and they are the biggest whores on the planet! They were lucky that they didn't marry them because they will get with anything for $$. These girls come over here basically married, then they divorced the chump that brought her over after the 2 year minimum....cheating on them all the time of course. Then my friends get with them and they would still be looking and hooking up with rich old ass men, Persians, and tiny men. Then they get married and immediately knocked up for the $$ with these old rich guys.

However if you like an easy hookup in the parking lot and buttsex galore, they are great! Just don't get taken to the cleaners and marry those prostitutes
 

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Sage relationship advice happening in this thread. A+. Would read again.
 

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Don't knock mail order brides. Probably your best hope to get a woman, if they dont actually meet you first

... and stick to the Russian brides. They'll still rob your ass blind, but research shows they're more likely to leave your kidneys where they belong.
 

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What the ****! What a fucking prostitute! For real...just at a slower pace and more expensive.

A few of my friends have dated Brazilians over the years and they are the biggest whores on the planet! They were lucky that they didn't marry them because they will get with anything for $$. These girls come over here basically married, then they divorced the chump that brought her over after the 2 year minimum....cheating on them all the time of course. Then my friends get with them and they would still be looking and hooking up with rich old ass men, Persians, and tiny men. Then they get married and immediately knocked up for the $$ with these old rich guys.

However if you like an easy hookup in the parking lot and buttsex galore, they are great! Just don't get taken to the cleaners and marry those prostitutes
I don't see the problem
 

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you guys sure know how to talk to the ladies. Wow. Ashamed... embarrassed...

what the?
 

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