Marian Hossa Appreciation Thread

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Why is there an appreciation thread for a player that's having a horrible season after a mediocre career? Remember before Hoss came to the 'Hawks, the running joke was "Hossa is cursed, he'll never win the cup"? Those people were almost right, until they weren't.

What a waste of space this thread is. Obvious Captain Seriouslylikesguys bait.

That is just farscial.
 

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Seriously, only one goal last night. Q needs to bag skate him next practice. Dude needs a wakey wakey. He should start listening to 80s hair metal before during and after the games to get him self psyched up.
 

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Seriously, only one goal last night. Q needs to bag skate him next practice. Dude needs a wakey wakey. He should start listening to 80s hair metal before during and after the games to get him self psyched up.

Especially during. Can't believe he lowered his goals per game average in February last night.

Maybe he needs a conditioning stint in Rockford.
 

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He must of been too busy thinking about Valentines Day and wasn't in the game
 

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Especially during. Can't believe he lowered his goals per game average in February last night.

Maybe he needs a conditioning stint in Rockford.

I'm pissed that Q has not ever found him a line mate named Robin for him to play with. Gazooks!
 

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Seriously, only one goal last night. Q needs to bag skate him next practice. Dude needs a wakey wakey. He should start listening to 80s hair metal before during and after the games to get him self psyched up.

If he would just wear headphones and listen to death metal during games, this "only one goal per game crap" would end.
 
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I he would just wear headphones and listen to death metal during games, this "only one goal per game crap" would end.

He might even have a scuffle and find that physical element of the game he has been so sorely lacking. Sky's the limit if he just pull his head out of his slump. He should start "can opening" and "slew footing" the other teams star players. Failing that maybe just start kicking and biting. Works for Burrows after all....
 

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He might even have a scuffle and find that physical element of the game he has been so sorely lacking. Sky's the limit if he just pull his head out of his slump. He should start "can opening" and "slew footing" the other teams star players. Failing that maybe just start kicking and biting. Works for Burrows after all....

I knew you guys would finally come around after I opened your eyes. #calledit
 

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You guys realize how unfair all of this really is.
 

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I knew you guys would finally come around after I opened your eyes. #calledit

You make a very persuasive argument. Your obviously some sort of hockey idiot savant.
 

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Yeah, Hossa needs to up his game and start letting Kane get all the points. The Art Ross is in his grasp, start by the Pens game, Hossa needs to get low and take some clipping hits on some knees
 

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Carcillo is a worthless plug. Hossa would be a better fit for his role on the team.
 

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Yeah, Hossa needs to up his game and start letting Kane get all the points. The Art Ross is in his grasp, start by the Pens game, Hossa needs to get low and take some clipping hits on some knees

Hossa is clearly a selfish teammate. Obviously jealous of Kanes point total so he decided to start taking all of the goals.
 

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Carcillo is a worthless plug. Hossa would be a better fit for his role on the team.

I really hope you're trolling. Hossa couldn't hold Carcillo's jock.
 

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I can't believe he got an NHL star of the week. Like he did anything to deserve that....
 

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