Maybe the football gods finally got enough of the flavorbears fan tears

[PrideisBears]

Knock on wood because just basically looking at the the last 6 months is a fucking experience

Bears fall ass first into the playoffs knowing they don't deserve to be there.

They get pantsed by the Saints and shit on themselves in the process

Bears fans wait in excitement as there is no way they bring back the same regime but in my narrator voice " they brought back they same regime". Torches are lit

Bears release bust Trubisky so at least there is some silver lining

Big name QBs ask for trades and the bears name is involved in anybody who may have even thrown a nerf football.

Wentz goes to the colts, Bears get cucked
Stafford goes to the Rams, Bears get cucked
Watson is probably fucked, Bears get cucked
But the biggest fucker cucker is Russell Wilson and the Seahawks. Wilson has the nerve to even look towards Chicago and the conspiracy theories fly. Folks ready to trade their manhood to Seattle based on cliche Bible verses and Pace Flys out to Fargo (allegedly) does the spider man 3 dance for entertainment and Pete Carroll says nah. BEARS GET HELLA CUCKED

Then the bears sign Andy Dalton and Bears fans start a slow March to Halas hall ready to incite a jan 6th type peaceful protest and take selfies.

Then the draft comes. Bears have the useless #20 pick and the only QB who looks like they might be available is a kid with a dad bod, smoking a cigar.

1st pick-Lawarence
2nd pick - Wilson
3rd pick- Lance?

Cool cool but ain't no way Fields gets past the QB starved Broncos. Fangio gets ready to call in for a QB but Elway realizes something. His legacy is on the line, if a good QB comes in and dare plays better than him he would no longer have Broncos fans by the balls, he headbutt Fangio using the hardest and largest part on his body to hit him, his nose, knocking him out cold then picks another defensive player.

The Bears trade up. Bears fans are exited, Fields is right there but they are skeptical because they don't know if Pace will go fill Special person again and grab Mac Jones instead like he did in 2017 but finally we get smiled up. Fields is called.

Yes im excited, no there wasnt a reason for this thread but I'm a HOFmer so I do what I want. Thank you for your time

 

[Anytime23]

Yes

 

[Rob Noxious]

Very creative writing. A++

 

[Zvbxrpl]

'biggest fucker cucker'

I'm totally using this.

 

[Black Rainbow]

I'm tickled we got Fields. Really should not have happened. But it's going to get more frustrating before it gets better.

It took Manning 8 years to win an SB. It took Elway 15. Marino never won. We have been conditioned to think getting a QB is a major hurdle...it's not. That's only true for bad franchises. Our franchise has not even considered the other hurdles.

 

[Bearly]

How could it get more frustrating than Mitch?

 

[PrideisBears]

I'm tickled we got Fields. Really should not have happened. But it's going to get more frustrating before it gets better.

It took Manning 8 years to win an SB. It took Elway 15. Marino never won. We have been conditioned to think getting a QB is a major hurdle...it's not. That's only true for bad franchises. Our franchise has not even considered the other hurdles.

It took Ben his second year, it took Mahomes his 3rd, Brady won his first and there are many more examples. You can win now I the NFL so your narrative is old.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Only one correction: CAC Jones*

 

[PrideisBears]

Oh and I don't think anyone is realistically clamoring for a SB this year or even next. I'm sure they will suffice for decent 9ffense and QB play

 

[Penny Traitor]

But it's going to get more frustrating before it gets better.

I don't even know what this means.

It took Manning 8 years to win an SB. It took Elway 15. Marino never won.

Oh, the "more frustrating" part is consistently making the playoffs and in a constant state of at least competing for a Super Bowl for the first time in over three decades.

I am totes good with that.

We have been conditioned to think getting a QB is a major hurdle...it's not.

Of course it's not. The Bears have had about sixty of them in my lifetime.

That's only true for bad franchises.

Our franchise has not even considered the other hurdles.

No, the Bears have had elite players at every other position at some point in my life...except one.

QB is not the only hurdle, but it sure as shit is the only one I keep watching this team break a leg on time and time again. If they really do get over this one, this time....everything else will be so easy you will almost forget for how insanely high that last hurdle was.

 

[iueyedoc]

It took Ben his second year, it took Mahomes his 3rd, Brady won his first and there are many more examples. You can win now I the NFL so your narrative is old.

Russell Wheelson 2nd year

 

[Milky]

Oh and I don't think anyone is realistically clamoring for a SB this year or even next. I'm sure they will suffice for decent 9ffense and QB play

Yup… give me some fun to watch offense with fun to watch QB and D that isn’t Mel Tucker bad.

The losses will still be frustrating, the wins will still be exciting but my expectations are still pretty low. Really my only expectation is for Fields to consistently look like he belongs in the league with some flashes of brilliance mixed in. If that comes to fruition then I think most fans will be happy. Anything else on top of that is just butter.

 

[hebs]

I'm tickled we got Fields. Really should not have happened. But it's going to get more frustrating before it gets better.

It took Manning 8 years to win an SB. It took Elway 15. Marino never won. We have been conditioned to think getting a QB is a major hurdle...it's not. That's only true for bad franchises. Our franchise has not even considered the other hurdles.

I disagree. I think finding a great QB is a major hurdle for any team. But just like a normal track race, you have to clear all of the hurdles to finish a winner.

 

[Black Rainbow]

How could it get more frustrating than Mitch?
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When you do have a good QB and you realize the rest of the offense is "a bunch of guys."

 

[Black Rainbow]

It took Ben his second year, it took Mahomes his 3rd, Brady won his first and there are many more examples. You can win now I the NFL so your narrative is old.

Lol. Like the Bears are comparible to the Steelers & Patriots.

Literally the two best in NFL history.

 

[Black Rainbow]

I don't even know what this means.



Oh, the "more frustrating" part is consistently making the playoffs and in a constant state of at least competing for a Super Bowl for the first time in over three decades.

I am totes good with that.


Of course it's not. The Bears have had about sixty of them in my lifetime.





No, the Bears have had elite players at every other position at some point in my life...except one.

QB is not the only hurdle, but it sure as shit is the only one I keep watching this team break a leg on time and time again. If they really do get over this one, this time....everything else will be so easy you will almost forget for how insanely high that last hurdle was.

Man, you really believe just getting a QB solves everything - yikes.

 

[PrideisBears]

Lol. Like the Bears are comparible to the Steelers & Patriots.

Literally the two best in NFL history.

I guess the chiefs and Seahawks don't count either

 

[Bearly]

No one said that but you get places faster when you remove roadblocks. Are you clinically depressed?

 

[JoJoBoxer]

Knock on wood because just basically looking at the the last 6 months is a fucking experience

Bears fall ass first into the playoffs knowing they don't deserve to be there.

They get pantsed by the Saints and shit on themselves in the process

Bears fans wait in excitement as there is no way they bring back the same regime but in my narrator voice " they brought back they same regime". Torches are lit

Bears release bust Trubisky so at least there is some silver lining

Big name QBs ask for trades and the bears name is involved in anybody who may have even thrown a nerf football.

Wentz goes to the colts, Bears get cucked
Stafford goes to the Rams, Bears get cucked
Watson is probably fucked, Bears get cucked
But the biggest fucker cucker is Russell Wilson and the Seahawks. Wilson has the nerve to even look towards Chicago and the conspiracy theories fly. Folks ready to trade their manhood to Seattle based on cliche Bible verses and Pace Flys out to Fargo (allegedly) does the spider man 3 dance for entertainment and Pete Carroll says nah. BEARS GET HELLA CUCKED

Then the bears sign Andy Dalton and Bears fans start a slow March to Halas hall ready to incite a jan 6th type peaceful protest and take selfies.

Then the draft comes. Bears have the useless #20 pick and the only QB who looks like they might be available is a kid with a dad bod, smoking a cigar.

1st pick-Lawarence
2nd pick - Wilson
3rd pick- Lance?

Cool cool but ain't no way Fields gets past the QB starved Broncos. Fangio gets ready to call in for a QB but Elway realizes something. His legacy is on the line, if a good QB comes in and dare plays better than him he would no longer have Broncos fans by the balls, he headbutt Fangio using the hardest and largest part on his body to hit him, his nose, knocking him out cold then picks another defensive player.

The Bears trade up. Bears fans are exited, Fields is right there but they are skeptical because they don't know if Pace will go fill Special person again and grab Mac Jones instead like he did in 2017 but finally we get smiled up. Fields is called.

Yes im excited, no there wasnt a reason for this thread but I'm a HOFmer so I do what I want. Thank you for your time

It was really nice until you got to the draft. Then it was a bit weak. Lots of things had to happen for the Bears to get Fields.

1. Wentz wentz to the Colts. This took out team number 1 from looking for a QB in the draft.
2. Everyone knew Lawrence was going to be the #1 pick two years ago. Since he did not get injured, that took out the #2 QB needy team.
3. After two ordinary years, boy wonder had one good year against Pac 10 talent. This sent him flying up draft boards where the Jets fell in love with him. Team #3 was out of the Fields sweepstake.
4. Since the Jets had Darnold and were going to draft Zach Wilson, they traded Darnold to Carolina. Though not 100% ruling Carolina from drafting a QB with trading for Darnold, it made it easy for Carolina to draft the first CB instead of going after Fields. Team #4 was now out of the Fields sweepstakes.
5. The 49ers fell in love with a QB with one year experience who played that one year against really bad competition. Does Lance possess any traits that are actually BETTER than Fields? Team #5 out of the Fields sweepstakes.
6. Atlanta had the choice of picking a QB as the eventual replacement for their QB or a generational talent at TE. They chose the generational talent at TE, with the hope of a few more shots at a championship before Matt Ryan retires. Team #6 out of the Fields because of a once in a lifetime type of TE
7. The Bengals were never going to be in the Fields sweepstake, but they chose Chase to reunite with Burrows. This allowed the top OT to fall.
8. The Dolphins had an ok showing from their rookie last year though Fitz was much better when he played. Having just taken their future QB last year, they looked to add to the WR position with Waddle.
9. Because the Bengals passed on the top OT, Detroit decided to draft Sewell. If the Bengals had drafted Sewell, chances are high that Detroit would have drafted a QB because ... Goff. Team #7 out of the Fields sweepstakes.
10. The Aaron Rodgers talk now becomes important. If the story had not broken right before the draft, Denver would have probably taken a QB at this spot. With the slight chance of getting a Rodgers trade, the Broncos drafted in a fashion to trade for Rodgers. They drafted the #1 CB Surtain because it was both a need for the Broncos but also the Packers. If you are going to try to trade for Rodgers, it is best that you have some things that the Packers want back. Team #8 out of the Fields sweepstakes.
11. The Cowboys are sitting at 10 with the need for a CB. The top 2 CBs go right before their pick. If Surtain were still there, the Cowboys would have drafted him. Because they were gone, Dallas was willing to trade down.
12. Because Philly was able to trade up and take the player that the Giants wanted, the Giants were now in a position of wanting to trade down. And the Bears won the Fields sweepstakes.
13. If Dallas picks Surtain and Fields was still available, teams would be dealing with the Eagles. Who knows which team would have been able to move up at the point? The Vikings, Patriots and WTF (washington team of football) all were all still ahead of the Bears pick and were all interested in the possibility of moving up and drafting a QB.

There were at least 11 teams besides the Bears with some interest in drafting a QB. It took a whole lot of luck for Fields to be drafted by the Bears

 

[MikeDitkaPolishSausage]

Man, you really believe just getting a QB solves everything - yikes.

Did you not read his post? That’s not at all what he said haha.