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I never used to wear a watch, but I had a job where I felt the need to dress up a bit and my wife got me a nice watch for my birthday so I started wearing one. Now it is just part of my daily carry.

Pretty simply its: keys, phone, wallet, knife, watch, wedding ring, and copper bracelet. All of these things leave my pockets and wrists as soon as I get home.
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I wear an anus-ring but only because I had hemorrhoid surgery a few years ago (Spartan kept a blog about it) and never want to go through that again. I want perfectly cylindrical turds, no offending peanuts. Fiber is key
 

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This thread made me realize that I have never owned a single piece of jewelry and for whatever dumb reason...it just made me a little sad. I don't even have a wedding ring as my better half and I took a more non-traditional approach.

Should I start crying and wake up my wife? If I guilted her into buying me jewelry is that a leap forward or a leap back for the male of our species?
 

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maybe you're being a little melodramatic. I couldn't even afford to buy my own anus ring when my wife and I got married at the thompson center by the dmv and taco bell, but at the time, I promised her I would buy her a swag ring after 10 years. That happened, and I am paying it off like a boss. It means something to her, so that's all that matters to me.
 

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Just a wedding ring..
 

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I never used to wear a watch, but I had a job where I felt the need to dress up a bit and my wife got me a nice watch for my birthday so I started wearing one. Now it is just part of my daily carry.

Pretty simply its: keys, phone, wallet, knife, watch, wedding ring, and copper bracelet. All of these things leave my pockets and wrists as soon as I get home.
Lol....same for me except I grab the pea shooter (pistol) and no bracelet or watch.
 

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I'm down with cuban links and other fake gold hip hop necklaces sometimes. Never got my ears nips or dink pierced. I bought a sweet fanny pack the other day, so I guess I have a purse now. I think if u wear all the jewelry at once that @Fatman LOU mentioned, u better be a pirate, a goombah, or Liberace.
A goombah.....fuckin love it
 

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you don't have an anus ring?
LMFAO..........NO, bit I did swallow a toothpick once and it became a pierced piece in that area that had to be removed surgically
 

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LMFAO..........NO, bit I did swallow a toothpick once and it became a pierced piece in that area that had to be removed surgically
your turd was probably Korn-style
 

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your turd was probably Korn-style
I have no idea.....but I did lose 15 lbs in 3 days. Had to miss 3 Bears home games and had to wear depends for 3 months
 

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Why would anyone need a gun in 2019 *confused*
Ummm....I have a car with 168,000 and drive thru some bad parts of town. Plus you never know just what’s going to happen to you when you are alone....
 

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I wear my wedding band 1 day annually, on my anniversary. And that's it for jewelry.

Wife bought me a really nice watch and I hate wearing it, so I don't.

Sheeeeet, I don't even like wearing long sleeve shirts, and rarely do so.
 

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I wear no jewelry at all, not even my wedding ring. Got in that habit as an electrician and haven't changed since.
 

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Watch and a ring. Occasionally a bracelet to two. Nothing big or flashy.
 

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I wear no jewelry at all, not even my wedding ring. Got in that habit as an electrician and haven't changed since.
Always used power tools so no rings for me.
 

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